tell me something i dont know

WHAT?!?!?!!!!!?!?!!!?!

see yeah nah

What always amazes me about snakes climbing trees is the fact that I never hear about them getting splinters. I would expect them to be riddled with them since it’s just constant friction between skin and wood, but no one has ever mentioned it

I have recently been reminded of the existence of “scales” and that all snakes, even the smooth and fleshy kind, do in fact have them.

Please disregard my previous statement and have a nice day.

The only honest mechanic left

As long as that mask meets covid regulations I'd say it's valid

As long as that mask

meets covid regulations

I'd say it's valid

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

pirate baby yoda for all your needs

I’m so proud of you all

Out of Touch

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

welcome to 2020s final out of touch thursday. goodnight to this fuckin year

some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows

I literally sit and zone out thinking about the nastiest sex I can ever have.

I think we all just need to find someone who doesn’t think our nose is ugly

i’m going to start saying “this is my design” everytime i fuck up at something

*runs over the curb* this is my design

"yeah dude i've definitely seen a child before, i promise" - cyberpunk 2077 modeling artist

Commission

whats this guy doin

what guy

THIS guy

Gilles Rimbault (Galaxie, Feb.1970)

this feels relevant

art from Outbreak, by Bryn Barnard

found this new term over at Urban Dictionary

the face of a new man

Cinematic parallels

Let! Him! Enjoy! His! Magical! Girl! Chair!