You could literally be like “I’m drowning please help” and someone would be like “omg that’s understandable, I feel that”
"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
The truth about the American education system is that no one actually gives a fuck if you graduate or not. You spend years at an institution fighting for your life just to get a degree and the moment you can’t take out loans for your last semester, all they do is pat you on the back and say “Better luck next time!”
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Jesus ffucking christ bro.
Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…
Then we’ll all say it together
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Did you ever feel like someone kept your lights on and then one day when shit got real they pulled the plug?
you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok
Wait, it got better.
He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:
For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.
It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton
Sweet Sixteen at 9/11
What's your stance on the issues?
on every single one?
discourse 100% speedrun
i think its possible to convince joe biden hes non binary
SORRY. THEY
When I was little my mom would call into every radio contest she could to try and win free Taylor swift tickets for me. Through sheer luck and the absolute determination of my friend Bee, I get to see Taylor for the first time on May 5th 😭 it’s like a dream come true
we need a pride flag for women with prophetic visions
One day historians will have to explain how the dodgeball became a mechanism for prophecy.
“God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers” but it’s me falling in love with all of my friends
I don’t use tumblr anymore so I wanna use this as a vent account, feel free to unfollow me bc I’m honestly just gonna post emo sad shit










