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Escape from reality

@wanna-b-somone

My own personal escape
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if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass

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Tumblr and Bee Movie

I swear on this movie.

OH MY GOD I’M IN THIS POST THIS IS THE BIGGEST HONOR OF MY LIFE I’D LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY BEE GOD BUT ALSO BEE JESUS

Take em out

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he’s officially sold.

although I’m devastated, I know it’s for the best.

good luck in your new home, smurf, and thank you for being my one in a million, my best friend, my rock, my reason to live. I love you.

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why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…