Finally, a political party we can all stand behind. 

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Every adult should see this.

It’s said that 90% of people will see the same word first. Don’t cheat! Type the first 3 words you see in the comments and then look and see what everyone else saw!

PLEASE tell me no one has done this yet

Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. 

You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”

Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.

This isn’t fucking rocket science, people. 

#sameteam

To everyone with a buddy or buddies this is for you. If you don’t have a buddy I hope it’s because your entire class is watching out for and caring about each other.

Fallout 4 Gameplay Crafting System

this is 100% the kind of content i like to see

do you ever think that maybe when you pull out your cell phone ghosts from other eras get real interested and just stare at you as you text people, or watch you use your laptop

or sighs wistfully as you shower like ‘frick I wish we’d had THOSE dang’

gets jealous as you make your coffee, awkwardly tries to figure out your video games when you’ve left the house

turns on your sink and just watches the taps run and drives your water bill through the freakin roof

idk man ghosts

The only 3 sites you’ll ever need

Want to read manga?

no problem.

Want to watch anime?

no problem. Want to watch cartoons? Including the really obscure old ones and animated movies?

NO PROBLEM! *also the video player is just like youtube so it’s really easy to use*

Oh shit i didnt know kissanime had other sites TOTALLY using those form now on

Holy fuck yes

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Usually when live action superhero projects give us the first look at the characters in costume everyone is serious and making heroic poses

And then there’s Deadpool

Accurate depiction of Deadpool

Adults who think all teenagers are ignorant and self centered

Adults who think all toddlers are innocent angels

Adults who think that just because they’re older they know more about everything and have the right to look down on people who are younger

Adults

Numbah One

SIT THE FUCK DOWN BENEDICT

This deserves a place here

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

$80 Billion

That’s the expected cost to taxpayers over 10 years from Obama’s proposed free tuition plan, the White House admitted Friday.

That’s about the cost of 8 months of war in Iraq. Seems like a much better investment of my tax dollars to me.

I bolded

It’s amazing how 80 billion isn’t worth mentioning when it’s about killing people, but is suddenly a huge, horrifying barrier when it’s about improving lives.

I’d still pay for it this. I’d be the one good thing my taxes would be going towards. Cause it sure ain’t going to infrastructure or schools at this rate »

#is this number meant to scare me? #80 billion over ten years #so 8 billion a year #divided by the total number of tax payers in america #in 2013 there were 242 million taxpayers #so going off that number#it would cost the average american taxpayer $33 a year #wow so scary what a horrible way to spend $33

amen. this is, what, dinner and drinks at a mediocre sit-down restaurant for two? I’d spare it.

I will refrain from ordering barbecue in once a year for free tuition. I’LL DO IT. I’ll do it so the youngs don’t get fucked over like I did, being sold on a system that didn’t exist anymore.

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