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Maybe - Eddie Munson

Summary: When the hot older man in the neighborhood becomes a regular at your coffee shop, you can't help but let your shameless flirting take over. And maybe, just maybe, the fantasies are reciprocated. CW: 12k words, 18+ !!! modern!Eddie, older!Eddie, d/s dynamics, daddy!kink, slight ddlg themes, soooo many fucking pentanes I'm sorry, choking, slapping, oral (f receiving), sex, lots of flirting
AN : Wow , it's been so long since I have actually sat down and written a full fic and holy fuck did I miss it. I hope you guys enjoy my entirely self indulgent older Eddie fic. As always, I love you so so so much and if you enjoy it please share and leave feedback <3 - Vi

“There’s no way you’re old enough to know or like the Grateful Dead,” The deep  voice shakes you from your scrolling. 

To be fair, a customer hasn’t come in in almost 45 minutes, leaving you with no more counters to rescrub, and cups to restock. So, yes, you’ve been scrolling. 

“I know you’re not about to quiz me,” you joke back to the man in front of you. He must be at least in his mid 30s, his long curly hair accompanied by tattoos all across his arms. You’ve never seen him in the small coffee shop before, which is weird considering you know just about everyone in this town, but you can already tell he’s a joker.

What you don’t expect is the way his smirk makes your cheeks get hot. 

“Alright alright, no quizzes…today,” he smiles, glancing over the menu. You pretend to make yourself busy pulling a shot of espresso, trying not to look at the way he bites his lip while he’s focusing.

His eyes look up to meet yours, knowingly. “I’ll just have an iced Americano.”

You nod. “Small or large?”

“Large.”

You chuckle. “What?” He asks, a playful glint in his eyes. You try to bite your tongue, you really really do, you shouldn’t be flirting with this man.

But you’re a barista, and honestly, it’s part of the job. “Nothin,” you say, eyebrows raised as you pull up his total on the small screen in front of him. 

He taps his card to the screen without even looking. His eye contact with you only falters as he scans over your body. “No no, let me in on the little joke,” he taunts.

You move over to the espresso machine, and there’s no way he’s not looking at your ass. You’re so lucky there’s no one else here.

hard learning |dom!steddie x sub!reader|

prompt: eddie and steve find out you've been lying to them. they're less than impressed with you.

contains: MINORS DNI 18+ ABSOLUTELY DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE NOT 18+!!!!! poly relationship (throuple), steve x eddie x reader, dom!eddie, dom!steve, sub!reader, language, mentions of dom/sub themes, spanking, degrading, mean dom!steddie, gagging, oral fem recieving, double penetration, aftercare

Rumour

Description: you share with Eddie, your older neighbour, the rumours you've heard about him. They might not be all fictitious...

Warnings: smutty smutty smut smut, lotta angst, tiny fluff. NSFW, Minors DNI I will whack you with a dinner plate, Eddie is mid 30s, tattoo artist, dom, reader uses sher/her pronouns, sub, fem! Oral receiving, praise kink, potential for Sir kink, a tiny bit of penis handling, p in v unprotected sex (wrap it folks) genital and tongue piercings.

A/N: well, this thought gripped to the inside of my thighs and refused to let go. I had to share it with you before I started humping my furniture. Have fun. Again I'm English so I try with the Americanisms, anything I got wrong soz babe. BTW ST 4pt2 never happened soz babycakesReblogs are what keep me alive FR. They keep Tumblr alive (and my own heart beating)! If you want more smut reblog my stuff. I'll love you forever, promise.

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Walking back to your ground floor apartment after your shift, your feet aching, you spot your neighbour sitting on a lawn chair in the courtyard smoking a cigarette. Your incredibly hot, older neighbour. Mr Munson.

The neighbour that sends shivers up your spine at the mere mention of him. The neighbour that you think about at night when you're in bed, all alone.

No doubt about it, he looked both hot and intimidating. Not that you would care to admit but that was entirely your type. Mid thirties, broad shouldered, and appeared to be as confident as a wolf, and about as self assured. He reminded you of one; gruff looking, proud, stalking around, making you feel like prey.

He looked particularly jaw dropping tonight in a black button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up; part of his muscular arms were on display, covered in countless tattoos. You've heard that he works in one of the tattoo shops down town. In fact you've heard a lot about him, but that was one rumour that you actually believed.

HELP ME—FUCKING HELP! LIFE ALERT RN, FOR I HAVE PASSED AWAY! The way you perfectly describe everything, including having Eddie in character but also giving him these delicious edges and different physical trademarks…. The dialogue had me salivating. And the smut? I literally clenched my thighs together and things, well, they are achey… BRAVO 👏🏻 😜🥵🤤🤤💯

Fuck these reblogs are kicking my ass seriously, thank you so much for your support and kind words. You seriously got what I was doing and that means such a lot to me, thank you!!!

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there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

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MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

have you ever eaten a soft grape

my current cant-get-to-sleep audiobook is The Wind in the Willows, and I’m obsessed with whatever it is Mole and Ratty have going on

like… Mole shows up, and then within the day Rat has asked him to move in with him, and then for the rest of the book they’re just… living in apparent domestic bliss? And in the winter Rat writes poems while Mole fettles about? 

Anyway have a quote:

The Mole reached out from under his blanket, felt for the Rat’s paw in the darkness, and gave it a squeeze. “I’ll do whatever you like, Ratty,” he whispered. “Shall we run away to-morrow morning, quite early—very early—and go back to our dear old hole on the river?”
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Mole and Rat are U-Haul lesbians, pass it on

oh. huh. guess i know why this was one of my fave books as a kid.

badger does have very Elder Gay vibes. and toad is obviously a Bisexual Disaster.

hm.

In strong agreement regarding Badger and Toad. 

Obviously, this quote is from 1908 and Language Has Evolved, but it still made me giggle, so:

Meanwhile, Toad, gay and irresponsible, was walking briskly along the high road, some miles from home.

Same, Toad.

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This is only a fraction of the issues the world is facing. This is not to say that Muslim’s are only facing hardship, I am simply trying to raise awareness about these specific countries. This post doesn’t cover all of it. Our brothers and sisters in Syria, Iran, Iraq, Sudan, Somalia, Albania, Kurdistan and so many more are still suffering. ⁣These are beautiful countries that are masked by war and famine.

All I hope from each of you is that you learn something new each day. If you’re reading this right now it is likely you come from a place of privilege. Use that privilege to educate yourself and stay informed on the issues this world is facing today. ⁣

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Roarsome Kids Bedroom - 30 New items for toddlers and children

A long time in the making and a first for me, today I bring you my first toddler and children’s furniture set. Often overlooked (including by me), children often get a mismatch of furniture but nothing really cohesive. Well that is about to change. This set takes a common theme for children’s furniture and applies it to the game in a fun, colourful way so your sims can finally have a decent room to call their own.