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Waluigis finest moments

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coming soon to your local tennis court (they/he)

everyday i wake up screaming in the hopes that i will find a heritage post for the day

I'm sorry for not following you sooner, I was only just now made aware of your existence

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its truly an honor to be followed by the one and only waluigis cock. big fan of your work 🫡.

I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation

 I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.

He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”

Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.

Jic case you thought I was lying

Yoshi heritage post

Mario Heritage Post

luigi heritage post

waluigi heritage post!!!

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Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate

I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis

I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny

Here’s the only thing that talks about it

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

Mario Heritage Post

waluigi heritage post