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Unpopular opinion: *very popular opinion supported by law and social norms*

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hiiii (gayly)

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This is so pathetic but does anyone have any pizza gift cards for like papa john's or dominos or little caesars or cash, like even a penny would help me out, they can send my way? the kids are hungry, they keep asking for food and I need to feed them something I've not been well and super stressed out, I'm sorry to even ask. No one has to help or donate if they don't want to.

My PayPal is avatarerin

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My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

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i scrolled past this post 4 times until it finally hit me

I’m in a coffee shop trying not to scream

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“dream job” bitch i don’t have one i don’t dream about being employed i dream about living in a cottage making soap and painting titties. capitalism is a nightmare

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This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

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Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill

…..I’m sorry what?

scaly pride

You left out the best part of the whole movie! They can’t get his body back, so for some reason the solution is to have his brain live in a jar in Tammy’s room. The film closes with Tammy performing a striptease for her jar-brain boyfriend

hallucinationhorrors

And the unreleased original cut is ultra-gory! Unreleased UNTIL NOW, I mean… they have it on SHUDDER!

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Are you kidding me?

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how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

what

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I must spread the chaos of this post

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What-

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I like it and my phone crashed

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how’s everyone doing tonight I’m helping to break tumblr hehe

time to reblog

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It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

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me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

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I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

agooduniverse

#honestly even though this is one of the best scripts there ever has been #that is the greatest line #it’s /groundbreaking/ in terms of how it frames vengeance quests; temptation beats; inigo as a comedic figure throughout the movie #you know because this is a happy book (film) that inigo will get his revenge #but will he get JUSTICE #will he get ABSOLUTION #will he get CATHARSIS #those are the things we don’t know #and that line sells it more than any of the previous scene (x)

also:

well now I’m crying

breelandwalker

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

fairytaleofdust

Best movie ever!

seperis

That scene is stil in my top ten for movies of all time.

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elvensemi

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM.

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I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and