everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much
They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle
Allow me to explain:
No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man?
Better?
Much.
Horse must have been desperate
i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark
i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind
“Cock Penis”
fucking stop.
when my friends send me a post that they know i'll vibe with as a gesture of affection
give em the ol’ razzle dazzle
aaaAAaaAAAAAaa
Don’t talk to me or my 3 screaming sons ever again
This oxygen mask is bullshit I look nothing like oxygen
hmm…
i'm ready
