This is the money car. Reblog in 95 seconds to have the utmost amount of money and fortune come your way.
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.
I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.
imagine converting to the catholic church LMAO catholicism is only supposed to be passed down from parent to child in a manner best described as ‘if I had to live like this then so do you’
Being a girl in this world is honestly so strange like do u know how much we miss out on because we are scared? How much of the night We don’t get to see because walking around alone is too dangerous? Do u notice the way girls walk at night, and does your heart hurt when U see them quicken their pace and lower their gaze when men walk past? Mine does
Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.
More on this story can be found here
“She said when she reminded the officer of his oath to “protect and serve,” he replied, ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ”
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’
Has everybody got that? Does anyone still think any of this bullshit ‘has nothing to do with race’?
Tbh I still don’t know
They were just an art collection for me
is anyone else concerned about the spelling of Doritos here?
BE NICE
HE IS DOING HIS JOB
YOU MADE HIM SAD YOU MONSTER
Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi
Quest added
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choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.
Reblog to fucking save a life.
The Heimlich maneuver and upper back slapping should only be employed if someone who is choking stops producing coughing sounds and is unable to talk at all.
an underappreciated moment of the monster factory franchise













