*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro
in my experience it goes something like..
Took a wrong turn somewhere
i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day
Ok I found it it's called "the lesson of the moth by archy" and it's by Don Marquis
i keep mistaking the bunch of bananas in the fruit bowl for my cat because theyre kind of the same color and i just have poor eyesight
me: todd get down from the counter youre not supposed to be up there
todd:
↑ todd
never enough time in the day to do fuck all
there's always time in the night to do fuck all
but watch out
what if i just lost it. what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it
monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests
this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me
i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec
it was like this
found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy
went to dyke day w my very recently self-realized lesbian godsister
this is romance
Glad we're all in agreement
(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
Major emergency!!!
My roommate and I are trans and disabled, and yesterday he had to go to the ER because he keeps almost dying from his disability. We need help stabilizing some to make sure he can get better. The goal below is to cover a week's rent, due Wednesday, food, transportation, air filters and his medication.
We need to meet this goal by Wednesday to get all needs met, we have been trying for almost a week. I will do art for anyone who gives $50+, just dm me at my artblog @theartistrans
Dm me for proof or details
$creepiecrippl
V: tab-99
$265/$910
$380/$910
We need to meet this goal by the end of the day tomorrow, and rent is due tomorrow morning. This post has gotten a lot of notes so far, but we are far from our goal, and very worried.
pastassassins
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
This website truly is bizarre
