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Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game
withathorn
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in the TikTok robot lady voice
Yeah sure I'll reblog that
Are the rumors true, Pjack?
Yes i have been fingering myself until my body shuts down
🥶jame8t
“Calling in sick today because my panis hurts”
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There is not a single game on planet earth worth 70 dollars
N64 games used to cost $60+ in the 90s and took an hour to beat, ya’ll are young ☠️
Nurse he's posting again
What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030
nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091
if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?
uglynewyork
you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but you close to gettin’ that wop, you sittin’ lookin’ at the screen like
after the deed is done, the bloggers caught wind of it but you tryna play it off like:
“I never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that….
yeah, I got mop from communism”
This post deals psychic damage.
business majors are like orcs to me. and not the hot kind
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the backwards version for anyone who needs it
how many of my followers do you think are from the mirror dimension
every day I get on here and see some post going "do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!" and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone
i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake
