be gay, do crimes

Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]

Second cat slowly looks at the camera.

Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!

I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn eerie.

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

oh my god

Unmut this 😭😭😭

ABSOLUTELY unmute this.

when you realize that you are Hermes

based on that one post by @kesus

Taylor Swift via Spotify

sometimes i’m at home just being like where can i find that rami malek twin video and truly, truly this is one of the most cinematically, tangibly exciting, FULFILLING TO THE CORE videos i have ever seen on the internet. 

never forget

imagine big bang theory, but in family guy’s art style

i tried to read this but my entire body got sent to hell so i dont know what it says

This image has such an intense miasmic aura that I’m typing from inside seven circles of salt

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

excuse me

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

anubis weighing my worth in the hall of maat

chasing that rat poison high....

im immune to it cause im not a rat

thank you for getting me to read the funniest sentence upon earth

KING

I CANT BYRWYFHEHE

forgot to pee after sex now i move objects with my mind

when i see pads advertised as for “night use”