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"What good is a snooker room without smoke twisting among the lights and turning the air a desolate blue, the colour of dead hopes and lost chances?"
- Terry Pratchett - Snuff
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"It was true that every organization had to have its backbone, and therefore it stood to reason that there also would have to be some person who equated to the bits usually destined for dog food."
- Terry Pratchett - Snuff
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Go away and stop bothering me!
Susan Sto Helit aesthetic because she's epic.
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"What kind of issues of survival arise during double-entry bookkeeping?’ A.E. Pessimal sighed. ‘It can get pretty hazardous as the end of the fiscal year draws near, captain.'
- Terry Pratchett - Snuff
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Lady Sybil Rankin Aesthetic
Because I love her and I haven't had time to do an aesthetic in ages 😍
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A Magrat aesthetic, simply because I can.
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Magrat Garlick
“ Witches… We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s wicked of them to say we don’t. We ought to fill their bones with hot lead.”
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“Perdita remembered Magrat bringing a guitar to a Hogswatchnight party once and singing wobbly folk songs with her eyes shut in a way that suggested that she really believed in them. She hadn’t been able to play, but this was all right because she couldn’t sing, either.”
- Terry Pratchett - Lords and Ladies
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“And what would humans be without love?”
RARE, said Death
- Terry Pratchett - Sorcery
Happy Valentine’s day y'all!!!!!
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“Like most people – most people, at any rate, below the age of sixty or so – Verence hadn’t exercised his mind much about what happened to you when you died. Like most people since the dawn of time, he assumed it all somehow worked out all right in the end. And like most people since the dawn of time, he was now dead.”
- Terry Pratchett - Wyrd Sisters
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“On nights such as this, witches are abroad. Well, not actually abroad. They don’t like the food and you can’t trust the water and the shamans always hog the deckchairs.”
- Terry Pratchett - Wyrd Sisters
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I DIDNT KNOW THIS EXISTED
We went to birdworld for my dad’s birthday and??? Noone told me?? There was an owl parliament dedicated to Terry Pratchett with a Discworld theme there??? How did I not know this???
Anyhow, I took a bazillion photos so LOOK:
It’s the librarian!!!
!!!! LOOK AT IT !!!!
So. COOL.
LOOK! IM DEATH!
anyhow, I could not resist sharing these, they made my LIFE
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Magrat Garlick
“ Witches… We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s wicked of them to say we don’t. We ought to fill their bones with hot lead.”
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William De Worde
wagnergardener-blog reblogged
I DIDNT KNOW THIS EXISTED
We went to birdworld for my dad’s birthday and??? Noone told me?? There was an owl parliament dedicated to Terry Pratchett with a Discworld theme there??? How did I not know this???
Anyhow, I took a bazillion photos so LOOK:
It’s the librarian!!!
!!!! LOOK AT IT !!!!
So. COOL.
LOOK! IM DEATH!
anyhow, I could not resist sharing these, they made my LIFE
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“But I thought she thought he was just a big pile of jobbies?” he said. “I seen her oout walkin’, an’ when he comes ridin’ past, she sticks her nose in th’ air and looks the other wa’. In fact, sometimes I seen her wait aroound a full five-and-twenty minutes for him tae come past, just so’s she can do that.”
- Terry Pratchett - A Hat Full Of Sky
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“Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.”
- Terry Pratchett - A Hat Full Of Sky
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“Would a minute have mattered? No, probably not, although his young son appeared to have a very accurate internal clock. Possibly even 2 minutes would be okay. Three minutes, even. You could go to five minutes, perhaps. But that was just it. If you could go for five minutes, then you’d go to ten, then half an hour, a couple of hours…and not see your son all evening. So that was that. Six o'clock, prompt. Every day. Read to young Sam. No excuses. He’d promised himself that. No excuses. No excuses at all.”
- Terry Pratchett - Thud
HAPPY FATHERS DAY EVERYONE
Celebrating with some Great Dad Sam Vimes!!
And Shout out to my dad for being awesome and still exercising his embarrassing parent skills on a regular basis!
I hope great father’s everywhere have an awesome day and embrace their inner Sam Vimes with gusto!!
“Where’s my daddy? Is that my daddy? He goes "Buggrit! Millennium hand and shrimp!” That’s Foul ‘Ole Ron! That’s not my daddy!“
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“Old Tom was the single cracked bronze bell in the University bell tower. The clapper dropped out shortly after it was cast, but the bell still tolled out some tremendously sonorous silences every hour.”
Terry Pratchett - Eric