"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/
Why do you think there’s so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the soul escapes but it’s incomplete and confused. Can’t figure out how to leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.
See I know what I’m talking about.
Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).
Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.
It takes surprisingly little alcohol to completely remove my filter and make me just post any old random thought actually. I can’t get plastered because right after “tipsy” is “I must sleep immediately”
Ah, gang. I got my first Sugar Daddy offer on Instagram, and it seems to be an actual real person with pictures of what appears to be his wife and kids and a hefty amount of Church and God.
Should I tell him he's got his Ashley Madison and Instagram logins confused, or do I go straight to the wife's account?
You can literally just ignore him/block him and let him move on to someone who actually wants his money.
As someone who has been cheated on in both mono and poly relationships, I've always appreciated being given a heads-up from the other person if they realized they were being used to cheat.
Not least of all because it made me aware of other possible infidelities and the need to get tested for STIs.
His profile is neither obviously swinger, poly, or any other form of ENM. If it turns out his wife knows and they're closeted ENM, great, good for them. It's just a weird vibe.
Like, I'd get it if this was my old FetLife account, but it's not. It's not even an Instagram with thirst traps. It's my official author account, which his wife also follows.
Tbh since this is your Official Author Account (aka: your business account) my vote leans more towards Block and maybe Report to Instagram. Whatever his intentions are, it's Bad News to be professionally associated with that sort of thing, in my opinion.
I'm not overly worried. It's not like I have a publisher to answer to or monetization on that platform.
But yeah. We'll see what happens. Like I said in another thread of this post, I messaged them both with a very polite "hey, are you aware of this?"/"hey, I don't know what prompted this, but this is inappropriate."
Given that his wife interacts with my book posts, and it also looks like she has commented on some Holly Mop pics, I wonder if this is an overstep. It wouldn't be the first time I've been propositioned like this because of the content I write and people thinking they know me based on what I post online.
Either way, he's blocked. I'll probably end up blocking her too.
The wife messaged me back. Her paraphrased response was along the lines of “ugh, not again, sorry he did that to you, thanks for letting me know.”
So... Yeah. That’s that.
Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys
every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
This tag deserves to be seen
Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.
dog time AKA the only reason i've been managing not to overwork myself
reading vague posts about some unhinged discourse occurring far from my realm of exposure is like the platonic opposite of "I saw Goody Proctor at the Devil's Sacrament" like damn clearly i was not at the sacrament what the fuck
unconventionagainsttorture
people will talk about wanting weird girls and then when I describe my tinder date's taxidermy room be like "bro run" like which is it? do like like it when girls are strange or not?
Occasionally, work requires me to step outside of the very queer, very disabled, neurodivergent social circle I've built for myself, and it's like being in high school all over again watching the meanest, most normie girls possible call themselves "weird" and "quirky" while mercilessly bullying anyone who deviates from the norm and I'm just like, y'know what, if that's the price of mainstream success, you can keep it.
This is like that brand that wanted to work with me, stating that they LOVED my energy, but could I be more consistent with it because it's better for the algorithms.
Like worstie, the energy is ADHD. It's this or nothing.
If you can't handle me at my executive dysfunction, you don't deserve the output of my hyperfixation.
it's very important I think to both have in your life a) people who will listen to your insecurities and gently reassure you that they don't necessarily reflect reality b) people who will listen to your insecurities and say "that's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. you think WHAT about yourself??? I'm gonna kill you"
“hey it could be worse” well i would like it not to be. how about that
cw transphobia
obviously this is an extremely bizarre tweet that got ratioed to hell and back, but it’s also hilarious that of all the authors in the entire English literary canon, she somehow landed on Shakespeare as the epitome of cisnormative writing.
like ma’am shakespeare’s characters go on stage and announce their gender to the audience within the first few lines in nearly every play. Including…you know….the very play you reference???
Some fun additions to this thread
everybody who has ever read Shakespeare is currently in that thread like:
AS YOU LIKE IT
everyone always cites Twelfth Night as peak Shakespearean Gender Fuckery but I dare anyone to look Rosalind from As You Like It in the eye and not acknowledge her as the most gender-fucking lead in Shakespeare’s entire bibliography.
Celia: “we must flee in disguise, so I shall be a demure country maid!”
Rosalind: “that sounds super rad, imma be a twink and name myself after the twinkiest twink that ever twinked!”
Celia: “that tracks”
Rosalind: “And then I’m gonna meet up with the guy I think is cute and help him practice flirting by pretending to be a twink pretending to be a girl (Aka me) and I’m going to be so incredibly normal about this.”
William Shakespeare, visibly vibrating: Imagine a hot boy who is also a hot girl. Just imagine that. Are you imagining it yet? OK now imagine another one
hate when a female character gets a lot of hate but I dont like her either. sorry queen I cant defend you
