happy birthday to the greatest promo in wrestling history
i'd only ever seen the typography version before, so here's that if you've only seen the actual promo before!
fun fact: due to being out on injury, kurt angle was NOT added to the mix, and so Samoa Joe's chances did NOT drastic go down
as a result, Samoa Joe won at Sacrifice
apprule
I can't conjure an apple but I can make readers cry about it
your baby as soon as these come off
Tryna raise an Olympic baby
Why the fuck does it say to fill them with syrup
So the baby can have an energy-raising snack while training up their leg muscles
me 75% or the way through this video:
“this looks like it takes so much skill and knowledge, but ... istg this ugly ass thing looks like a damn mall pretzel, idk what the hell it’s supposed to-”
me the last 6 seconds of the video:
This has got to be the worst recipe in this manga yet
outta my way gayboy Im gonna guzzle the demoncum cocaine slurry
I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK
oh this aged well
Apollo strikes again
Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.
I apparently volunteered to dogsit a husky for a week.
DAMNIT. You'll never guess what happened again.
Guess who ate some lip balm and threw up on the carpet.
I've had to rescue her from underneath 3 tables. She becomes catastrophically worried if anyone in the house is asleep later than 6am. She has never met a spider web she didn't want to walk through (and, given the number of black and brown widows in my yard, this is a bigger problem than I'd she was just upsetting the orb weavers). She keeps getting her mouth stuck in her collar. She gets zoomies and handles this by leaping through the air to headbutt the couch. I just watched her eat a rock.
Large Bastard has decided to call her Moon Moon.
I need her to know from the bottom of my heart that I love her
life tip: you can listen to a song on loop
but watch out
out of the way swagless I'm about to get some
I have been cursed for eternity
see i could be a different kind of autism blog because i'm real good at identifying magic: the gathering cards from crappy photos but there just isn't that many opportunities for that except me scouting ebay
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTU XY
22/26
try harder please
i'm having so much fun
CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions
if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators
THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS' UNION RECOGNIZED
this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!
