'can i copy your homework?'
'yeah just don't make it obvious'
the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao
The 'hyperspecific situations' polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign' doesn't mean 'non-English' or 'non-American'
"Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?" Yeah I watched the foreign movie "The Martian" with foreign actor Matt Damon
Op why would you hide this is the tags
i’ll look forward to hearing your statement if you ever make it out
Do americans actually live like this
Ai generated photo right. Right?
that looks like an entirely normal suburban american neighborhood so if its AI-generated, it’s realistically done.
So the rest of the world watches our movies and in a lot of our movies we mock and satirize the eeriness and soullessness of these manufactured communities but I’m guessing you guys thought it was exaggeration
my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
saltandvinegarcrisps
please don’t start reblogging this again this post ruined my life
[ID: a picture of a hammer]
I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.
I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider
It's a horse girl movie but they both think the other is the horse
borderlineanders
necromin
oh no poor babies i’m very glad they’re being cared for though…
fun fact, these are apparently not some breeder’s birds, but some of the feral chickens that wander Key West. like quite a few oddities, they are an important part of Key West culture…
borderlineanders
the fact that someone responded to a hurricane with “shit, gotta get the feral chickens” restores my faith in humanity
Hurricane sirens going off and you and your mates are in the woods catching chickens like
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane
Man's been pretty funny i wont lie
absolutely losing it over the queens playing an entire first session and only afterwards realizing that pc death is an actual thing that can happen
like. the indignation 😂😂😂
Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.
"It's a joke!"
