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My friend David had his ID stolen the other day now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
This is my new favorite post
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good luck, crispies
OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE
DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late
you doubted? believe, crispies
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Keng Lye - Alive without Breath (2013) - Hyperrealistic sea animals created using acrylics and epoxy resin, layer by layer
what
I will reblog this artist’s works every time it comes on my dash omfg
There is someone out there for everybody.
It just might be a goose.
Our local police department posted this photo today to help bring in new recruits
I’m not okay
dolce-vita-lifestyle: Highclere Castle, Hampshire, England x
Dear Netflix
WHY IN THE HELL AINT ALL THEM GOOD DISNEY SHOWS ON NETFLIX?
I WANT MY MUTHAFUCKIN RECESS, PROUD FAMILY, LIZZIE MCGUIRE, KIM POSSIBLE, DO I NEED TO GO ON. GET YO SHIT TOGETHER.
like how can u not reblog
Isn’t it a little odd to think that they all grew up together? Like, when I introduce people to my best friend and we’re like, “Yeah, we’ve known each other since we were six” and have all these weird memories of, like, teachers and parents interacting and jokes no one else gets.
That’s what these guys are to each other. I love that.
PREACH
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