If toad is my lawyer, I'm winning. If it's frog, he agrees with the judge.

halfway through the trial I plead guilty just to end it all

Uuuuuuuuuhhhhh

Over-thinkers should be tickled until they don’t feel anxious anymore

It’s me. I’m the over-thinker

YES

tickling someone who's so squirmy but so desperate for tickles. they want to be tickled soooo bad. they start squirming the second the tickles start, bursting into loud giggles, pushing and twisting. they're infused with energy, the tickles driving them to wiggle, squirm, buck, arch... but when the tickles stop, they press close in an instant, all soft again and warm, so sweet, moulding to the curve of their partner's side. how could anyone deny them what they so clearly want? their twitching and jerking and wiggling starts again when the tickles resume, and so do their squeaks, their yelps, their stream of giggles. they can't help but wriggle away a little, folding limbs inward and twisting back. in the brief moments of reprieve while tickling hands switch from one spot to another, they curl closer again, breathless, giggles softer. it's beautiful, the way the pendulum of their happiness swings between fizzing, frantic joy as they squirm and wiggle, and sweet, soft satisfaction as they press close. it's wonderful. and all it takes is the wiggle of gentle fingers against a sensitive side to send the pendulum swinging again.

@kamy-thee-egg

@kamy-thee-egg

Aint chu tag me in dis alreadeh-

yes but a reminder is always nice

@kamy-thee-egg

The Good News: I'll tickle you.

The Bad News: Your safeword is "I'm so cute!"

@kamy-thee-egg

U rn

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

FLAPPER FANNY SAYS, by American cartoonist, Ethel Hays (1892-1989).

makes my day everything I find things like this

Man do I wish we still had things like this

Hearing them get so excited over the whale fall is so fun I love hearing people who are passionate about their work

one scientist, “worms.”

every other scientist in sync, “worms!!”

BONE EATING WORMS!

they're the worms that eat your bones

because like hell was all that theoretical nutrition just going to go undevoured in the depths

this aint much but

I started reading The Property of Hate (2012-) webcomic and im liking it so far a lot so i animated 2 pages of it where the movement flowed so nicely in my head References below!!!

OH MY GOD I L O V E T H I S S S S

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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Achievement Unlocked:

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having friends in dif time zones is just

@coolstargirlgirl

When they say how they want to tickle and wreck you:

@kamy-thee-egg

Oh god... This is right in my ballpark and I need it to not be

this hits harder than it needs to be

hm. random question

office romance

details

the reflection in the mirror gave me whiplash HAHAHAHA

Thought I was gazing upon so beautifully made soft smut

And then caught the reflection

Absolutely PERFECT

@kamy-thee-egg

Lookit this beauty

feeling extremely threatened right now

@kamy-thee-egg

my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up

Loving this energy

*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast . . . the spite . . . the malicious compliance of it all . . . I'm so proud