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You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them

You gotta understand man, literally half of modern pop culture doesn’t exist without Toriyama

I am not exaggerating

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

dragon ball z was so good i wouldnt even consider it an anime. it was more like a documentary it was so good

Terrible imo.

Dragged fights on for literally 10 episodes, same storyline over and over again, plot armor a mile thick.

goku did so much, so much for the planet and you’ve done? I’m sorry… who are you?

I still think about the "Dark Souls IIII" leak weekly

not everyone is either butch or femme actually. That's a false dykeotomy.

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i cannot express to you how often i think about this stupid post. every time i listen to music and its good i think to myself “thank you music”, and often i say it out loud to myself

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

when you walk in and they have this on their wall

you know the panties hit the floor

MYHOUSE.WAD (VEDDGE, 2023)

I'm watching Columbo for the first time and I've said this to my friends but this show is the opposite of Breaking Bad. Everything I've heard about this show from Tumblr is 100% accurate. Lieutenant Columbo really is a funny little guy who everyone thinks is an idiot and says "my wife" and "just one more thing" every other scene. I'm enraptured.

DC Pride #1 - “Finding Batman” (2022)

How much tenderness...

Daily checklist of affirmations:

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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

this is so cute

My boss just told me that I'm doing so good at my job that he wishes he could clone me, and while that is a flattering commentary on my abilities, given the mental health issues that I do my best to keep a lid on at the workplace it kinda feels like hearing an old English Duke go on about breeding pugs

like if I don't reign it in and start doing shittier soon then my entire department will be filled with hugely efficient flat-nosed neurotics with hip dysplasia who become incontinent four years in and have to be put down

Highly productive workers may make excellent work animals but selecting solely for productivity does often lead to such inbred traits as Crushing Depression, Isolation, Self Destructive Tendencies, and Physical Ailment. Have you considered adopting a quirky chatterbox who just gets the job done? They will live longer and lead happier lives

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