If the Hosts could get Periods

besties, these crack!headcanons r brought to by midol and three cans of coca-cola, luv u

Tamaki

Kyoya

Haruhi

Hikaru

Mitsukuni

Kaoru

Takashi

WHAT IS THIS XD

The accuracy though

anyway this blooper where the snake head gets caught on dans robes is so cute… the way jason’s voice shifts so quick is hilarious .. and dans lil smile :)

Lucius Malfoy suddenly turns into Jason Isaacs. I’ll fall in love with this video for a while 💛💛

It's so cuttttteeeee

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

Imagine you are paid in food to greet people, and people like you so much you become a goddess after you die.

theres only one gender and im not telling you what it is :)

"There's only one race...

The human race."

BUT WHAT ABOUT NASCARRRR

When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

i need to fix my whole life please

I wish everyone luck in their life and the search for job

sensing a pattern…

excuse me voldemorts what

Wait WHAT

I’m glad none of you read Cursed Child. Keep it up.

WHO DID THE DO WITH YOU KNOW WHO?!?!?

There wouldn't be a movie.

Found Family tropes always suck me in. 

I’d think at least Lilith would go to her own daughter’s wedding, especially as the featured piano player, but the pilot just showed her parents to be so busy, and with her Hotel advertising dragging some dirt on the family name, tensions probably ran high. 

Husk is holding a drink menu with a little napkin inside that Charlie wrote on with a crayon. The one who catches the bouquet is Sir Pentious. And you’re dang right Fat Nuggets gets front seat. …Charlie was supposed to have white flowers in her hair but I forgot them… whoops… 

I finished this up before I leave for two weeks! (So no art from me until then, Happy New Year / Happy Holidays!

This is an amazing contribute to the hazbin fandom!

Bless!

So cute!

ok I have given it a lot of thought & this is what I think:

- a muppets adaptation of pride & prejudice should be called ‘Muppets, Pride and Prejudice’ (comma mandatory)

(I did consider ‘Pride and Prejudice and Muppets’ but like that’s been done)

- Darcy & Elizabeth should be human actors playing it very straight. Kermit the Frog & Miss Piggy are Bingley & Jane.

- Gonzo & Rizzo reprise their role as narrator/greek chorus from Muppet Christmas Carol. this means the film can open w Gonzo very earnestly reciting the opening line 

(& then Rizzo being like ‘Gonzo what are you TALKING about’ and idk you could get a skit out of that whilst introducing the book and some of its context for younger viewers! it’d be good)

- major issue would be that Pride & Prejudice has a lot of women in it and there aren’t a lot of girl muppets unfortunately so all the men outside Darcy would have to be muppets in order for there to be enough muppet roles

- leaning towards Fozzie Bear for Mr Bennet. maybe Sam the Bald Eagle for Mr Collins? don’t know if any of the muppets are dickish enough to be plausible as Wickham so maybe he’d have to be a human man idk

further thoughts welcome!

the first thing that popped to my mind was this scene where Bingley is getting nervous about proposing:

but instead Kermit makes “the scrunch” face at least twice:

@theaussielemming WANT?????

I mean you know I’m down for anything P&P

But also I facepalmed at the thought of Miss Piggy as Jane.. can you imagine. Surely, she’d be a better Lydia… I think Muppets, Pride and Prejudice would get about halfway through the story and then go WAY OFF THE RAILS. 

I confess, I’m not actually super knowledgeable about P&P, I just think the Muppets version should have a Kermit/Miss Piggy romance and given the pattern established by previous Muppet classics films they should be the beta couple

Miss Piggy would be great as a lot of P&P characters but unfortunately there are many of them and only one of her

Also she’d be funny as Jane in part BECAUSE she’s wildly unsuited to the part, but like, she’s miss piggy, she’s going to be Jane Bennet and no-one has the nerve to tell her no

I was thinking about all Darcy’s lines to Lizzy about how “I couldn’t tell if your sister even liked Bingley, she’s just that reserved I guess”, and there are two important takeaways:

Darcy would have to say them with a straight face while we, the audience, are watching flashbacks of Miss Piggy going absolutely WILD at the Netherfield Ball.

OR

Since Jane is the reserved Bennett sister, ALL of the younger Bennett sisters would have to go EVEN WILDER THAN MISS PIGGY.

I was imagining the former & it being something of a running gag throughout the film that ppl keep giving descriptions of Jane that are wildly at odds w how she actually behaves

Disney...you better do this.

Please.

If you going to monopolize entertainment biz...

at LEAST do it right and complete the unfinished business of all you consumed.

Watch for a surprise

Incredible

if anyone asks what owning a ringneck is like just show them this

HHHHHHHHHH

It sounds like they said "peek-a-boo"!

Yes.

Hello.

I would like to donate.

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST PIECE OF INSIGHT. BITCH YOU

THE DANCING QUEEN

This gave me goosebumps.

tag 37 of your closest friends who you love

What are the rules of the challenge?

Do they have to have a tumblr?

Can it be a mix of tumblr non tumblr?

Can I just put nick names for the ones who exist since I dont like sharing legit names online because privacy is important?

Can I tag Optimus Prime?!