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@w-h-kurt

Name's Kurt, behold...my stuff. || 29 ♉ || Pansexual || Gender: Um...Me?? No wait, Nerd, nailed it. || Pronouns: That one, yup, that's the one. || Likes: Fantasy and Sci-fi. || Dislikes: Raisin cookies, deceptive little bastards. || Have fun and please keep your arms and legs inside the blog while the ride is in motion. ||

new abyss just dropped

what features does it have over the old abyss?

arcade game and library

The hell are you talking about

what i said

new abyss dropped

there weren’t enough abysses so they built a new one. it has an arcade

What in the fuck

it’s called the Deep Dive Dubai, and as of a few days ago it’s the deepest swimming pool in the world! (surpassing Deepspot)

It’s a horrifying abyss of calamity luxury diving center that breaks the world record at 60m (196 feet) deep. For reference, imagine like…a 20 story apartment building. Which is what its design is based on actually—an abandoned apartment building! Fun lifelike props simulate environments you will find naturally occurring on the ocean floor (in a few centuries anyway, when the flood times come) including:

  • a garage (car included)
  • bathrooms (use is strongly frowned upon)
  • an underwater library (well, it’s all underwater. nice magazine collection though)
  • graffiti (i like the puffer fish with the shocked pikachu expression)
  • chess table (eh)
  • a functional arcade

yeah, i wasn’t kidding about the arcade.

they’ve got foosball and even……pool.

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

  • sexual activity
  • how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

  • stealing my food 
  • stealing my lemons
  • my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

Egypt's first female ship captain Marwa Elselehdar has been falsely accused as being the captain of the Ever Given by some foreign media, in a story that went viral and garnered a lot of hate towards her.

The only problem? She was 370km away at the time, acting as the first mate of another ship (Aida IV) and had nothing to do with the situation in the Suez Canal.

I think we should all help spread this, since some people are still sharing the malicious slanderous fake posts about her!

SOURCE: NEWS.COM.AU (Click on the site name for full article)

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wait the nike logo was put on non-nike shoes??? the shoes lil nas x is advertising?? and he’s just totally chill about nike suing? LMAO

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UNAUTHORIZED SATAN SHOE I’M DYING

Full offense to anyone who finds this deeply offensive, i think it’s the funniest fucking thing on every level and i’m losing my shit about it