being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.
OP are you okay
does it sound like im okay? does it fucking sound like-
she showed up in a blanket because she really WAS just sleeping for the past 2 years, then they found her and she woke up pissed 😂💕
“Is tha-“
“Exodia The Forbidden one? Yes it is.”
“Is he wearing th-“
“The Chanel Boots? Yes he is.”
Anonymous asked:
How is shark?
Still keepin up with the language practice though
uh ladies is it gay to want a girl to lay her head in your lap so you can run your fingers through her hair?
Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is
just got my pay of $80, most of which is already gone bc food and I got my driving permit. I should be getting more hours next week but I uber to work which already takes so much,, on top of that I got a SWEET deal from an apartment complex that said that me n my future can move in for $500, so I need to also raise my half by Jan 15 2020, sooooooo if anybody wants to help a bitch out,, I'll draw or send nudes or whatever but I'm SO close to getting my life together I'lll take whatever I can fucking get!!!!! Pls reblog & thank you!!!!!!!
A good friend is trying her best to sort shit out at this horribly tough time of year, if you could spread this about and give them a hand, it’d be so helpful!
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made some fight music in case any of y’all wanna kick Santa’s ass this year
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song: *starts*
me: okay this is pretty cool, i can feel the tension risi-
song: *SICK BASS RIFF*
me, almost in tears: i’m in love holy fucking shit
Does he...yknow...*makes cock sucking gesture* watch jojos bizarre adventure?
boy i sure do lov slapping hamilton lyrics on non hamilton things
i rly liked Johann :,)