“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy
Daniel Richter (German, b. 1962), Das Auge War Kaputt [The Eye Was Broken], 2011. Oil on canvas, 100 x 270.2 cm.
‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.
What does this gif have to do with werewolves?
if you have to ask you’re not ready
can you explain? i don’t get it
also on that note weird teenagers empassioned about niche interests are the backbone of this website. stop being mean to them
a 15 year old video game kinnie who reblogs stimboards and fanart and gifsets has infinitely more coolness than a 26 year old who slings around the r slur at people ever will. post.
k3-fruit-can
this is cringe
it’s called authenticity and it won’t kill you.
Earnest authenticity has pulled me so much pussy over the years watch me cringe my way directly into your girl’s DMs I’m gonna have an entire expository monologue about my niche interests and then cry about it and she will be absolutely feral for me by daybreak
Fukken incel norms enforcers can go circle jerk their way through another redpill Reddit grimdark “mic drop” if they want but I have to go care very deeply about some flowers growing out of a sidewalk crack because I have so much whimsy and levity and light and being cool on the internet is boooooring as fuuuuck
[colorized footage of me omw to take a girl to a nice seafood dinner by candlelight before brutally rearranging her insides worse than a dodgy gastroenterologist]
PSA FOR TWITTER MIGRANTS: HOW TO FIT IN ON TUMBLR
Follow me and reblog all my posts and be extra niceys to me
PSA FOR REDDIT MIGRANTS: HOW TO FIT IN ON TUMBLR
Follow me and reblog all my posts and be extra niceys to me
where i come from this is called karmawhoring
Where you come from people piss in the streets
*sob* wh- where i- i come from-m thaats called b-bei ng meean >:,(
I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something
man what the fuck
reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again
I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.
I've survived my first day on Tumblr
Achievements:
- Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot
- AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings
- Friends?: Gained a mutual
- I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr
- MY EYES!: Change the site palette
- Great Idea: Reblog a post
- They love me: Have a post reblogged
Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one
Containment Breach
this is probably some pacific northwest shit but who the FUCK calls these potato wedges
theyre called jojos you fuckin amoeba
those are potato wedges.
no the fuck they are not theyre jojos
why. are they going on a bizarre adventure????
jojo heritage post