me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

If you were suicidal at all this year, or any year in the past, and are alive right now for Christmas and new years then I just wanna say I am so freaking proud of you. Me and thousands of other people are. You are amazing, strong, and definitely made the right choice.

Please make the right choice next year, and in all the years to come as well. 

Merry Christmas. 

idea for new reality show called “steal your dog” basically i go into people’s houses who arent nice to their dogs and i fucking steal the dog

i love this

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

this is 1234567654654453% not ok.

important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them: 1. Fill a bowl with warm water. 2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn.  3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun. 4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.  (source)

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!

Do not bathe your bun!!!!

Holy crow, I did not know this about bunnies. I hope sharing this will help folks. What the heck do these little fellas do when it rains????

i learned about this when my best friend had a bunny and we bathed it and her mom got really mad at us and the bunny died later

This goes for any small animal like this. Buns, gerbils, hamsters, guinea pigs, etc. My mom washed my guinea pig once when I was younger and it was dead the next morning. :c

it’s almost 2015 and we still have girls believing that they look better than other girls because they don’t wear makeup…grow up perhaps?

My motivation is like my love life, non-existent

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

*changes pronouns in song to make it gay*

john hughes is a beautiful person, pass it on

John Hughes will get laid everyday for the rest of his life.

John Hughes you intelligent bastard.

someone tell john hughes that everyone on tumblr loves him

john hughes deserves all the awards

GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY

well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via elovers)