man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up
hate to say it but the cow is right
Oh plush cow we're really in it now
I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:
Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit
The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this
Call me orange the way I be meanderin
“she should be at the club” well i should be in the green house party paintings by salman toor
biting someone's muzzle is a love language
sorry guys but this is literally what affection looks like
my toxic trait is that when someone walks into a room and Pangur (who is usually on my lap) starts growling at them out of the baseless hatred she has for most life on earth, I join in and say “you’re upsetting her. you’re hurting her. she’s dying.”
It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
fear me
I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask
I vote we stop calling it inflation at all. Seize the language. It's price gouging, not inflation. Inflation is a nebulous concept that invokes feeling of being too complex for the layman, a struggle as old as economy itself against a beast no one has ever truly slain.
Price gouging is the truth of it. And it makes it very clear who is to blame, and what must be done to end it.
Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.
https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/un-chief-hopes-israel-quickly-effectively-boost-gaza-aid-access-2024-04-05/
that last one particularly, there have been more children killed this year in gaza than the rest of the world COMBINED for the last FOUR YEARS
me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?
some of you in the notes have really bad taste and i want you to know that.
me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?
the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?
me: oh... so you saw that... :(
the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.
top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake
nobody is coming to save you. get up
-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great
-This girl
They are both right
