i can't stop thinking about this pic.. it's the most romantic pic I've seen in a long time. pure perfection
scrolling past an ad on tumblr app dot com and my music pausing and staying pause when i’ve moved past it is making me homicidal
fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"
Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official
Incidentally, this is a great example of why it is absolutely vital to defend human rights in all cases; the instant people work out which categories are publicly viewed as indefensible, they start figuring out how to fold other types of undesirables into those category.
Eg. Pornography criminalized? Great, information about birth control, sexual education, and writing by feminists and LGBTQ people are all pornography now.
Terrorism? Literally all activists are terrorists if you put a good enough spin on it! Easy.
And, of course, “sex offenders” includes teenagers who take nude selfies, sex workers of basically all kinds, LGB people in jurisdictions that criminalize gay sex, often trans people in ones that criminalize crossdressing…
“The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.”
I'm glad I'm weird about gender in a joyous transgender way and not in a miserable cisgender way
Yesterday, I was helping my friends sell art in the park, when a couple of girls came up to us and asked (immediately regretting it) “is this the transfem picnic?……..” to which we got to respond “no this is the transmasc yard sale.” We then proceeded to have 15-20+ beautiful women swarm our stand of 4 creatures. Life is beautiful.
i’m at the transmasc yard sale
i’m at the transfem picnic
i’m at the combination transmasc yard sale transfem picnic
It’s giving “let’s make up some info about aliens to distract people while we commit war crimes” or perhaps some other awful action around the climate
Lmfaooooo
I just got finished looking at a cactus and wow truly does the natural world have wonders
My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It
there won't be any results though because you just made it up
One time I made up a name for a character and after googling it discovered it was a Zimbabwean slur
This is why Star Wars has an in cannon genre of music known as Jizz Wailing. Jizz Wailing is the playing of music called Jizz-wail as performed by Jizz Wailers in the Star Wars universe cause Lucas decided he didn’t need to look up a word he “just made up”.
Samuel L. Jackson
This is a confirmed real quote! Find it unredacted in his interview with Vulture (July 20, 2023).
Reblog with link!
There's tons of other good stuff in it. What a life and career.
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
Clue: The Movie’s multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen
