It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen

who added a hard hat to the pfp

OSHA compliant

bad apple is the doom (1993) of animations

same difference

ethically sourced child's spine

this moment came back to me last night

im the child

gonna start lying about eva in the same way that eva fans lie about the rest of the mecha genre

isn't it weird how evangelion never acknowledges the way the kind of stress shinji is under would effect his mental health

for the record i have never hit post limit. like in my entire life. i’ve had this blog since 2013. i can’t even fathom how someone hits post limit like what are you even fucking posting

char aznable is the fastest little boy whose dream is to climb the tallest tree

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

game companies should be fucking EMBARRASSED about being inaccessible. it should be mortifying to ship a game with shit captions or no UI scaling options or no option to disable flashing / strobing effects. games lauding their character customization should be laughingstocks for not including hearing aids or congenital disorders or prosthetic limbs. EA should be publicly fucking humiliated for the sims series being 23 goddamn years old and include cats and dogs and horses and werewolves and zombies and mermaids and star wars and not FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS.

visual novel games should be screen reader compatible and controls should be fully re-mappable by fucking default also.

Can I Play That? does reviews of accessibility in games btw. even if you do not need accessibility features personally I think it's important to familiarize yourself with the range of options that are or aren't commonly available + reflect on who is being left out of gaming communities and development because of it

and also personally blowing a kiss to every modder who has put in the time and effort that devs chose not to in order to represent and include disabled people. I love you

@vague-humanoid @jaimeendured

Accessibility functions are too hard to implement until, say, hardcore abled gamers wanna have button remapping because they're used to buttons being swapped from a different system. They will create full retro filters but not be able to do anything about flashing lights or giving an option to edit contrast.

simply dont monday

the gilgamesh burger, the patty of which is of course 2/3 wagyu beef and 1/3 pork

i will never escape my fate. but you are a poet regardless

having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they're just cousins