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Let me eat egg

Red berries ONLY

I’M CAN’T BELIEBE.

That noise of disgruntlement at the end!

this is the hill staff is choosing to die on i guess

this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

tbh im kinda glad that a lot of the realistic pokemon in the detective pikachu trailer are high key teetering on the edge of uncanny valley because like.. these are fantasy creatures that sort of talk and shoot fucking electricity and vines and fire and psychic energy out their eyeballs, they SHOULD look weird and alien. psyduck is a pokemon defined by the fact that it is experiencing an unending headache that motherfucker better look like he has seen the rise and fall of civilization itself. mr mime is literally like three brain cells away from being straight up human the sight of one should make me uncomfortable.

basically what im saying is we have been spoon-fed woobified anime pokemon for too long. put the monster back in pocket monsters.

straight white boy culture is a gem

Two finger amulet, Egyptian Art

Purchase, Fletcher Fund and The Guide Foundation Inc. Gift, 1966 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Medium: Glass, black-blue

you youngins with your crunchyroll and licensed subs on everything are missing out on the true weeb experience that was small subber groups doing whatever the hell they wanted with their translations

a nugget like this will never happen again

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

skin is just people crust

the outside of that crust is called the “horny layer”

u r on drugs

nope

Kerchooga

I’m sorry people aren’t sharing the actual end of this which is even better:

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

do yugioh characters even need their cards to fight because really they can just stab each other with their hair

they absolutely need their cards to fight. 

this is the rawest thing ive ever seen

mario can lactate #confirmed

how do you think yoshi grew up so big and strong

hey brad the precious few minutes between when you posted this and when i had to see it was the only time god gave a shit about protecting me

when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??

there’s a main quest?

sometimes the main quest can unlock certain equipment or abilities that make harvesting plants more efficient

Somebody airdropped this to me in class…