“It wasn’t something I did arbitrarily. When I read Takahashi-sensei’s source material, I thought, ‘This character has that kind of personality so they might do this kind of thing.’ For example: Joey is the hot-blooded ‘big bro’ character -> He might like martial arts -> I suppose he likes wrestling -> I bet he likes Inoki -> The chin! That’s how it went.” — Takahiro Kagami, 2012.
Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son
what if i dyed my hair black
I predict it would result in you having black hair.
yeah but would I be hot
if you're in the sun
Tips for being a better slut
Not much I can offer you there
You're welcome to try my method, though, which is "have extremely high standards and then complain about never getting laid"
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
There once was a man from Verdun
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"
Storm Crow
Storm crow descending, winter unending. Storm crow departing, summer is starting.
Artist: Una Fricker TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy
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idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.
WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT
Tumblr has fact checking?
apparently???
yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here
The whole LGBT Positive Cave Johnson meme is fun and all, but when I try to picture it in a way that's actually consistent with his established characterisation, what I get is that boss who you're... pretty sure is cool with your Alternative Lifestyle? (The way he says it you can hear the caps.) You're just constantly ending up in interactions where you're asking yourself, okay, am I being microaggressed, or does he genuinely not know that's a slur? You never do figure it out.
/oh god, he's trying to be supportive, can he just call me a slur? Please just call me a slur, Cave, just one measely slur. For the love of the moon you just said "we believe you Trans Genders are the same as us Normals, and should have Equal Rights. please call me a slur or die suddenly please please/
#cave johnson has no problem hiring a [slur] if your work is just as good as the next guy's #still gonna call you a [slur] tho #might be worth it? since aperture provides free transition care including surgeries if you do it in-house #might not be worth it because that's definitely not all they'll do while they're in there #you weren't using that extra lung right? you got two. well HAD two #don't worry they put something cool in there instead (via @fuchsiamae)
Did you know there's a whole bunch of EMPTY SPACE in your lungs? We manged to stuff at least four or five extra lungs into your old lungs, so now you can breathe three times better!