This is me. My boyfriend said, "You have a social life with me, yet you choose Tumblr." Then he said he loves me. #2in1 #GotThatBfPlusTumblr
If you say his name 3 times he shows up
*looks in the mirror scared to death* Pizza... Pizza.. Pi- Pizza: HELLO CUNT BUBBLE
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my
irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression
Lmfaoooo
I decided to make my own trinity
he had to sneeze
The story of The Upper East Side widow.
these are getting more and more specific
This is my favorite vine Bruh
*scrolling through tumblr*
me: *picks up the phone* hello 911 id like to report some nasty ass shit
*sirens blaring*
every single scene from this show is on tumblr
as it should be
Indeed.
my troubles are gone
He’s just trying to help
I've seen every episode of Jersey Shore ever made. And this will always be my favorite scene.
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

i’m yelling
tbh i didnt even watch i just feel this
This is the most wholesome video on the internet
Bringing this back for anyone feeling a bit blue





