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Alex

@voooiid

how to be a girl

step 1: cry on your birthday (bonus points if you cry exactly at 8 PM)

step 2: have a girlphone (not a regular phone, a GIRLphone)

step 3: love unconditionally

step 4: name ur stuffies (bonus points if their names rhyme with one another)

step 5: read sad girl books

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erosedits

And I'm off to the races, cases of Bacardi chasers. Chasin' me all over town 'cause he knows I'm wasted.

Song: Off to the Races. Album: Born to Die – The Paradise Edition (Lana del Rey).