Remember when I wrote about my living room was too small to be a dance floor? Well I said fuck it and got with the sound.

Sure I can’t dance but I can still have fun.

When the patient is dead but their humors are balanced

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

Oh finally. A real Christian.

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

Primary blood

hot heads, very competitive,athletic, and aggressive. Most of what they do is for sport and they’re the least empathetic type of kaards. Kaards that have red blood are often built Physically stronger than other kaards.

They are the most empathetic kind of kaards. Most of what they do is for fun and games, gaining something from what they do is merely a bonus. They are the artsy type, It’s very common to have artists found in the yellow spectrum.

Ho boy, Blue kaards are the most pressured. They’re often expected to make a name for their race and give them a voice. Most blue kaards are leaders, smart and/or wise, and most of them are found in nobles and immigrate to different kingdoms. Fun fact, blue kaard brains are built to learn a lot faster that your average. It’s not uncommon to find a tween kaard in college, neither is it rare to find a preteen kaard in senior year.

Shade blood

They are the warriors of the kaard specie. They are built a lot stronger than reds and their culture is more based around the Viking era. They all tower over other kaards and they are often always seen to have close ranged weapons in hand.

They are the exact opposite of blacks. They are known peace lovers, They’re sweethearts, they knit, and fun fact, they are mute and petite. They’re very rare to find because their genetics are rare to inherit. If a white crossbreeds with another colored Kaard, the offspring will become a lighter color of the white kaard’s mate. Having an all white Kaard is rare.

Crossbreeds

Green kaards can vary from one offspring to another. It very much depends on which genetics dominate, blue or yellow. Some green kaards can be a lot more playful than academic when yellow blood is dominant. And some green kaards can be a lot more academic than playful when blue blood is dominant.

Rulex♦️ is an example of a green kaard that has dominant yellow blood. He’s the most physically fit (+naive), but he still managed to gain a high status being the Duke of Diamonds.

Ruullse♥️ is an example of a blue dominant green kaard. He’s teal. He’s seen to be a lot more serious about his job and very serious about his reputation, but he has a strong soft spot for children or people he’s close to, showing off his yellow’s playful trait.

A mixture between brains and brawn. They’re not as smart as primary blues and not as strong as primary reds, they are lesser. They are known to be competitive but also known to strategize. Still, their abilities depend on which blood is dominant.

Rcuuls♣️ is the example of a dominant Blue blooded Purple kaard. He’s an indigo. He’s not as smart as a primary blue but his status as duke still shows that his blue blood helped. Blues are more peaceful than reds (+ club cards are known to be hospitable) so he’s more gentle. His red blood is kept in his head and attitude, so submissive that it never appears physically.

Etc. Etc, you know the rest, this post is long enough.

+Fun fact color mixtures

They are known to be the builders of the Kaard village. They make most of the houses and build various types of sculptures

They are just natural sweet hearts. They have a white kaard’s peace and a red kaard’s passion. I love them. (They also may of may not have very curly almost afro like hair)

Most, if not all, orange kaards seem to always have a fascination with baking. They’re cherished in the village because back then, bakers were very well known and beloved.

Suit genetics

I made these up from pure fun so you could just ignore these

I only just started, I still haven’t even explained Kaard traditions, such as celebrations, how they propose, beliefs, etc. This is just something simple to help some identify themselves. Big thanks to @starving-dropartist for helping me brainstorm. It’s real fun. >:)

There’s no way back for me...

I must do a kaardsona u,w,u

NO SOULS [HAZBIN HOTEL OCS GROUP]

BEFORE MAKEING AN OCS PLZ ASK ME

!!!IF NOT INTERESTED PLZ REBLOG!!! 

!!!BUT ALSO REBLOG IF INTERESTED AND TO PEOPLE TO KNOW!!!

THE ‘’NO SOULS’’ HITMAN COMPANY IS OPENING

the company is about demons that have still have an urge to kill and steal the souls of the people in hell

once become a hitman in ‘’no souls’’ as the name says you will have no souls , well you still have it but is in the hand of Vladimir (your oc’s boss)

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there are 5 classes in the hitman company (took classes from here  literally copy paste so credit to who made the article)

Mastermind-

-other called the boss , this task is taken by Vladimir and no one is allowed to have it 

Burglar -

-Burglars get extra bounty from specific actions, including raids and ambushes (on criminal and independent businesses), Bank heists, Armoury raids and Burglaries.

Enforcer-

-Enforcers generate additional fear when doing drive-by’s and ambushes. They also get increased payout when doing extortions at the residence of a Politician or City Official.

Hitman-

-Hitmen don’t generate as much heat when they do something naughty; such as raids, drive-by’s, stealing cars and burglaries, etc. This makes them extremely useful prior to getting a Lawyer or in missions where there’s high police presence.

Grifter 

Grifters get +2 liked for charity events (at residences of City Officials and Politicians) and parties (at criminal Hotels), as well as increased payouts from performances and scams (at Celebrity residences)

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your oc is allowed to dress how the want but they are going to have pin of the logo on them (shirt,pants,pokets..)

if the pin is not on them i will tell you to add it or else i wont accept 

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IF INTERESTED ASK ME TO MAKE AN OC (YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT CLASS) AND REBLOG

IF I SAY YES FOR YOU TO MAKE THE OC THEN YOU CAN MAKE IT AND ONCE POSTED PUT THE # #nosoulsoc

IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED THEN JUST REBLOG SO PEOPLE KNOW I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO HAVE FUN

@skeletonguys-and-ragdolls

@msitubeatz

@obviouslypancakes

That’s for you.

@dabthesinaway

@envorechy @bruises-and-paprika @cinnamon-grump

@origamibirb @gay-emo-quotes @i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing

@wierdo-that-likes-bandz @pumpkin-pie-mothafucka @sk8r-b01

@song-featuring-potato @fandomxfanatic @highshooketh1 @saturdayhighhopes

Aww thanks @most-amazing-fuzzball

@luckybanana948 @finger-chips @inkiidoodle @enchantingphillie @thefabulouspastelkilljoy @im-a-spookyholic

@sebarttian @i-really-dig-the-purple @anxiousconstantly @oms-thegreatromansanders

@logan-powers @professional-fantast

How about-

n o ???

*pulls out uno reverse card*

@shuredaka

*puts another reverse down with a +4 on top*

How about yes

Wait n o

@thedinodad

@mira-the-nerd

i choked on my cock babe no u deserve That!!!!!!

@ocelot-109 @nervousdino @egopocalypse @moderatelypanickedbisexual @isa-ghost @imma-protect-staykids (and you also deserve it @thedinodad )

~(>○>)~–☆♡♡♡

@tidcy @sharky-g

What?! Me?! Oh no no no no no! I don’t deserve this! Thank you though! 😭😭😭😭

Excooseeee?! I Do NOT deserve this get out of my sight! (jk thank you so much!)

Here’s some real peeps who do tho! 

@fairyofsomething ALSO *pulls out uno reverse card* @sharky-g @darcywillfindyou @viostormcaller @wyverwithy (tagging both of you cuz I had fun theorizing and coding today hope you don’t mind, let me know if you do and I’ll untag!) @jen-dot-net @egos-r-life

Ahhh you’re to sweet! I don’t know what to say so I’ll just keep screaming ahhhh. @n-anon @romanticslimecreature @vantruce @ravens-rambling (sorry for everyone else these are the people I thought of)

EEXXXCUSE ME PRINCESS???? HOW DARE YOU THROW THIS MY WAY WHEN I CLEARLY DON’T DESERVE IT YOU PRECIOUS BEAN!!!!!!

@combine-the-kitchens @punsterterry @stormcrawler75 CAUSE Y'ALL ARE BEAUTIFUL BITCHES

HSBSJBSBDJDJBX SHUT THE UP DKNDJSID

@ everyone because I love y’all so much

I WILL NOT SHUT THE UP ILY 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

*inhale*

@corgiswithknives @ambreiigns @altruistic-skittles @sugarglider9603 @poisonedapples @jynxlovesluck @jelloapocalypse @prozdvoices @everydaylouie @residentanchor @impatentpending @eli-ahanu @blackoutprism @angelicweasley @spectralheartt @momalyn-hq @theincediblesulk @madly-handsome @hanramz-the-fander @nyarsenic @em-be-lievable @galaxy-warping @2queer2deer @insanelycoolish @lunareclipse-524 @misplaced-my-notes @melchann @milomeepit @mossystars @menacefh @asofterfan @altruistic-skittles @bemorechillmusical @breloomings @breigrace @bleepblopbloop56 @crankgameplays @curlyq-art @ellistruggle @fangirltothefullest @fanartfunart @fibi-draws @goldiegurston @gamamaro @heckoffmate @i-am-a-fish @ierindoodles @lrnightingale @notveryglittery

and lastly…

@nuggetking21

ran out of mentions but there are more of you!!!!!!

Some might not know me, but all you gotta know is youre heccin perfect buckaroo!!!!!!!

Ahdhskfkdhdg thanks

@gendertechnicality @maidsonas @a-trans-dude @di8ty @femme-jester @keepinventory @todorokifuyumi @help-is-on-the-way @suneaaters @a-quietnight @karakuda @teojida @matamisin

Sorry if I forgot to tag you but if you see this then you automatically are on my list

@tired–nerd-weeb @maidsonas @matamisin @son-of-a-clavicle @garbageisland-0 @literallyglitchn

@opalescent-apparition @a-trans-dude @tired–nerd-weeb @doodlepanda101

@sooze @voobrx @sm-baby

🌹💟💕😤💕💟🌹

Uugshdjs 💗💗💗💗💗💗

Poor boi :,00000

tfw the person you look up to follows you back

tfw the person you look up to likes your post

tfw the person you look up to reblogs your post

what about when a person you look up to tags you in something?

@icecold834 👀

mE

What made you choose your current Tumblr URL?

@wish-ful-thinking513 @jelly-bean-jade @egglord667 @pepperthefurry

Respond and then tag a mate or four

I accidentally misspelled “edge” and thought it was funny so I changed it to EggLord. The 667 is because I thought 666 was too edgy so I made it slightly less edgey because I wanted to be an ironic edge lord…

@lullychi @a-girl-in-a-place

Well, to explain, we must go back to the distant year of when I was 11 (it’s not that distant but shush) I was slowly trying to craft an object show, and then I named it T.I.A for short, then I got discord, I named my account “T.I.Awesomness” and badaboom it became iconic for me, so when I got tumblr I made my url “tiawesomeness” so yea…

@fastrainbowdas @trans-axeolotl

I am a trans axolotl who can use magic to spawn axes of my choice in size, shape, and ability, mainly fire ability though

@sm-baby @rugged-ridge

All the desired ones got taken and I started getting desperate. This one was one of the recommendations and I figure “Why not? It describes my moral pretty well”

@calamitymarshmallow @starving-dropartist @yeennqueenn @voobrx @ccbg @yvette-n

It was supposed to be my persona’s name “Voobra” which means imagination in Russian, but i just picked a part of the whole word (voobrazheniye), BUT that name was already taken on instagram so i replaced the a with and x and i used the same name here because my memory sucks ass uwu

@az-zeen

I… love… Jevil and Seam so much… 

LAST PART HHHHGGHH

Excuse my artstyle, is quite inconsistent :,)

@sm-baby @yeennqueenn

… holding…hANDS

see, you have no idea how much of a stupid smile I have on my face right now….

That’s the point, make someoNE SMILE HHHSJDJ

LAST PART HHHHGGHH

Excuse my artstyle, is quite inconsistent :,)

@sm-baby @yeennqueenn

They’re

Holding

Hands.

I can’t describe my feelings, it’s so cute I love them so much. They’re both smiling, too. Ahhhhh! Also I love the demon-angel duo going on, it’s creative.

QGAGGGAHZJJANA

THANKS FOR CALLING IT CReaTIVE

IWOULDDIEFORTHEM