The knot artist....
Cowboy of the seas lassoing his cattle.
Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl
me at the cheese factory making the cheese
who is she
spacedijks
woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia
She’s our most famous cryptid
The bae in the bay
The Chesapeake Bae
alright y'all have spoken. here's the current wip. it's Huge.
that's a border that's only halfway down that side, so what's visible there is only about a quarter of the full size of fabric. i'm fairly sure it's the largest one i've done so far. it's on 18ct black aida, so the holes are really small & hard to see, but at least i don't have to reference the pattern very often because the motif just repeats. (pattern: dragon cross stitch sampler by 2x2StitchArt on etsy)
and this is my latest finished piece, not yet framed. this is on 14 ct white aida & the pattern is Metal or Flesh by @shitpostsampler
i've got a bunch more i can share, most of them aren't in frames though.
want to add that he didn't take a game. It wasn't close.
you know what they say - best not miss
want to add that he didn't take a game. It wasn't close.
you know what they say - best not miss
Community Label: Mature
Community Label: Mature
Sexual themes
Blahaj in a suit
thunderjaw-dragonware
people are always talking about how in tf2 "abraham lincoln invented the rocket jump" wich is fuckihg WRONG
SHAKESPEARICLES THE STRONGEST WRITER INVENTED THE ROCKET LAUNCHER AND ROCKET JUMP
Abraham Lincoln invented stairs
Want top surgery but feels wasteful to toss out perfectly good boobage. Like yeah they're used but they could go to a nice trans home somewhere. Why can't I thrift em
Imagine walking home in the rain and u find a pair of tittays in a damp cardboard box with "FREE BOOBERS" scrawled across the side in sharpie. (The 'R' s are backwards for extra sad effect)
Alternatively you go to a concert and I'm there on stage shooting unwanted bitties into the crowd out of a T-shirt cannon like *fwoomp-fwoomp*
Playing a game of Cornhole with em at the country fair and the highest score gets a fresh baked apple pie
I mean I've had this kind of experience.
Nothing like taking your tits off after a long day, but are these yayas frozen????
No, they survived the explosion that put me in the hospital, somehow. That's ash and soot.
Technically I could say my tits were blown clear off.
that damn email strikes again
one of the strangest social dynamics on this website is how there will consistently be one or two kinks/fetishes that are considered trendy to post about, and users who are otherwise very averse to being openly horny on main go wild reblogging posts about petplay or knotting or the eroticism of the machine or whatever erotic interest is currently This Year's Trendiest Kink.
all the people in the tags saying things like "thank god vore isn't the big meme kink anymore those were the dark ages" need to think about the implications of the t-shirt my fursona is wearing in my icon lmao
the thing that was wrong with vore being a meme was that the people making the jokes were still weird and mean to people who actually do like vore, not that the vore jokes were simply being made in the first place
Yup
magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end
aerisswitchblade
does anyone wanna send me like $300 just bc im hot
