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For the World is Hollow

@volkaija / volkaija.tumblr.com

Elim / he - him / 25

some of the bloggers i see on this wretched site just going about their business posting like suspiria gifsets and tweet screenshots and witty topical textposts using all the silly tumblr phrases du jour..... i know what you are. we were at that devils sacrament TOGETHER. you think a url change and a few stevie nicks edits and reblogged poetry snippets will camouflage you? there's no #incognitomode for the kind of thing we are, you and i. we were there, and i thought your supernatural opinions were saccharine and pedestrian. there, i said it. PEDESTRIAN.

oh, ma’am, we figured out what was wrong with your hard drive. there were so many drawings of quark they overwrote your system files. no, we didn’t know that could happen, either.

(screencap redraw! i… intended this to be a quick cartoony one but then it… wasn’t. oops.)

Im sorry but the mental image of someone's packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

Joke's on you all my posts are flops. You'll never get me

Uh oh.

your brain is filled with eyes op

your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground