waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa

Am I in a Lana Del Rey song

‪When you thought everyone in Apocalypse got a happy ending but then remember that because Mallory went back in time Moira never got released from Murder House and reunited with her mother ‬

Because everyone needs the pumpkin dance gif set on their dash. unless this is just way too spooky for you… o.o

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

this is performance art

This is the millennial experience

i’m her imaginary bald spot

an ex art student’s lament

He’s … Not subtle about it

Me irl

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

YES

seeing this video after such a long time was like someone cleaning my soul’s fish bowl and giving it food flakes

i already reblogged this today but i just can’t get over how the person filming starts zooming in and out to the beat lmaoo

This is my last brain cell.

i really do care for the wellbeing of the cameraman responsible for these shots

Me when Micheal ate that girl’s heart & the Devil shadow appeared behind him while “O Fortuna” plays

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

When another gay is hired at your job