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"Obnoxious, but Consistent"

@volcanicdyke

I'm just a 20-smthing stressed out theythemsbian who thinks geology puns are the schist.
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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

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yeah okay fair point

okay you people CANT just keep being funnier than me on my own post like this

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"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that i will be doing my laundry today. Thank you for all those who helped me get to this point in life #stayhardunlessitsdownysoft

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

me seeing heaven officials blessing written as tgcf: ah yes, Tian Guan Ci Fu. i know this :)

me, painstakingly writing out tgcf: thank... god... cunt... friday...

shoutout to everyone who made it to thank god cunt friday

congrats. you reached another thank god cunt friday

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been reading through the stormlight archive and was compelled to draw my visions of kaladin and shallan

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A few years ago I designed herald statues for a hallway in the Kholinar palace as part of a fan project. Last autumn Dragonsteel and Brotherwise asked me to render them more fully for the Stormlight RPG world guide and the Stonewalkers campaign.

Do you have a favourite herald? :)

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I finished the Kaladin and Zahel animation and also made a sticker!

If you would like your very own 4x4 inch water prof vinyl "Wit Is An Asshole" sticker you can use the link to preorder one using the link. They’ll be shipped out mid to late June.

Audio Credit

Rhythm of War by Brandon Sanderson 

Narrated by Micheal Kramer