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UWA!

@voidpunker / voidpunker.tumblr.com

((Ombe - They/Them - 18 - Brain empty only TWEWY))

Lot of new people following me suddenly...

Hihi! I don't post much original stuff on this blog, 99% of it is just me reblogging memes and art lol

Some of my sideblogs:

@ombekende (Art, any art from other sideblogs will be reblogged here other than DailyDragonDoodles)

@histarik (Flight Rising)

@nesising (Wings of Fire)

@ask-prophecywolf (Wings of Fire Askblog)

@ask-porydrawn (Pokemon Askblog)

@fsiv-remus (Starbound)

lzbth-deactivated20150219

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

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the-tavros-nitram

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

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werewolf1992

You could carbon date this to the ice age

peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses

Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. "Hi, I'm Dave, and this is my dog, Dave" -- you just don't see that a lot.

Spinch is literally right here

I’m. Still. An. Adult. I’m still an adult! Even when I’m using aac. Even when I’m stimming. Even when I refuse eye contact. I’m still an adult! Stop treating autistic people like they’re children. We aren’t children! Yes, I may have interests that are “childish”, yes I may need more time with things, yes I may need patience. But I’m still an adult! It annoys me so much when I’m babied by those around me. I’m still a person, I’m still a teenager, I’m still a adult.

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Yknow posts that are like "mousegirl who says shes squeaky clean" and "doggirl gf who tilts her head when she doesn't understand what ur saying". I think the we need those with objects. Lamp bf who lights up when he's flustered or embarrassed etc

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there are three types of pigeon breeds: "just your average french fry thief," "a little weird but nothing to write home about," and "what the fuck"

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all images from the american pigeon museum's breed gallery

normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered

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u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z

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what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.

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bonus: why they ourple

i cannot believe how stupid the people running this app are

impossible to understand according to discord: yeah my username is john#5627

easy and efficient according to discord: my username is 4j_oh_n20 yeah no i had to change it because there were a million other guys named john sorry

ok I got into an argument with someone in my media class yesterday so I’m just gonna say it:

No video game should cost $70.

I’m sure the new Zelda game will be great, but no video game should cost $70. “But if you adjust for inflation, this is actually less than what the Wii games were,” cool. No video game should cost $70.

We no longer live in a world where a kid could save up their allowance for a couple months and then be able to buy a video game. Just buying one has somehow turned into such a grandiose adventure it takes all of the fun out of getting a new game.

The only possible benefit might be that, with games being so expensive, people might be more likely to pick up an indie game because those companies can’t afford to sell those games for a lot.

This is becoming normal. I used to be able to buy four ds games for $70. What the hell.

And you know damn well that Nintendo can afford it.

would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written

For the record, this is runner:

Not at all what I thought it would be.

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Exactly what I thought it would be.

Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!

It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.

Anonymous asked:

what is it like to have to bathe a hairless cat?

(I'm thinking of getting one of those gremlins, so i need to know.)

slippery. giant squirming buttered ravioli. for the love of god do not let it escape because you will never recapture it (too slippery) (slippery all over your house) (horrible)

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to everyone being like "but have you tried [insert whatever common tip about bathing cats]"

YES!

I've had koshekh for a year and a half I have tried EVERYTHING and the most successful method is still to hose him down like a wild beast in the shower

Wet Beast Wednesday

it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.

when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.

what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.

when your cooler mutuals reblog your posts like yes i am getting a good grade in friend, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve

imoutocoq

just got back from therapy and i think wanting respect & acknowledgement from your respected peers might be normal in an unironic sense