insane how people heard new voice clips for Super Mario's voice for the first time in a decade, just assumed Charles Martinet was retiring, then were fucking right about it
rip (he's not dead) to a legend Wario will never be the same
Garfield canonically has the psychic power to invade your horny thoughts
howl's shmoving castle jus hit da griddy
wait i have a gif for this
i've been having a mento brakedown and sonic the hedgehog side of tumblr is making this blow up. god is so dead its not even funny
Picture a lizard resting on a hot rock. The lizard is grateful for the heat of the rock.
But do you ever think the rock is grateful for the coolness of the lizard? The small area of shade the cute lil guy provides?
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Jesus ffucking christ bro.
Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…
Then we’ll all say it together
robot says "can i vent for a second" and u reply "sure" and they open their vents and the room raises like 2 degrees
i watched the bear and now i wash dishes like there's a sous chef behind me telling me to kill myself
camping trip RP happening in the tags
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
Do sharks cuddle?
THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.
many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.
they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.
also, fun fact! whitetip reef sharks in particular are SO damn cuddly with each other that they'll actively seek out a buddy or ten when they get sleepy!
it's pretty much slumber party or nothing for these guys. you won't find a whitetip sleeping alone except in the most dire and tragic of shark circumstances.
(shhh! they are. SLEEBING)
Cavemen adorned in white coats & safety goggles working diligently with welding gear and beakers on PROJECT: WHEEL
Cave scientists huddled around a rotating holographic projection of a prototype throwing spear
Wearing full hazmat suits and watching from a bunker 500 meters away as the first berry is picked
everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
She is also the most delicious Gatorade
banger after banger after banger 🍊🧡🥕🌅🎃🐅🦊🍁🏀
Call it cornplating but I find it funny that Doc Ock just has random folders like these
