My bisexual boyfriend and I in our straight passing relationship

Oh, that’s the context.

good dad

Paper batbros

me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

remember in sonic x when topaz on screen took rouge on a date, have her a gemed ring and then fell on the floor sobbing when they’d never see each other again like they really did that

like holy shit guys you didn’t have to go this hard but damn ya’ll did

Wait… is that this character that handcuffed Rogue and so she said “so you’re into BDSM, huh?” in that one screencap??? That wasn’t a joke but actually in-universe flirting???

Rouge off the shits

sonic heritage post

God damn I’ve been Owned…

where’s jack going

to undo the future that is aku

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

This skips the best part! The epitoke isn't the "real" or "original" worm. The worm grows an extra body with a simpler brain that only knows how to swim and cum (by exploding) so this part breaks off and the rest of the worm just stays home.

In some species the epitoke, also known as a cummunculus in this post just now, is advanced enough to have its own eyes and everything, though only so it at least knows the right direction to swim (up) because it's so stupid and all

(tags via bogleech)

date a robot that can suplex you

I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.

Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version

Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.

To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 

For everyone new to tumblr, the same rule applies to tumblr too.

You cannot censor your tags! Censored tags cannot be block or filtered. Censoring tags HARMS your audience, it does not protect them

anon me a song that matches my tumblr vibe

I hope hobie says this in the next film

this is probably one of the funniest mentions of me in a news article so far

ftr i am not involved in SiegedSec (but shoutout), just so thats clear

i just find using me ("another trans furry hacker") as a reference for how easy it is to hack shit rly funny in this context

Hoping praying that somewhere out there is a shrimp therian who knows how to fry rice

I knew there was justice in this cruel world...

i can't be trusted with sour gummies i'm guzzling this shit down like a hog that's tasted blood