Most embarrassing thing is when one of your component containers moves wrong and suddenly you've recreated an atom bomb
so there’s this trans wizard and no one can remember the wizards pronouns and we’re all to scared to ask cuz the wizard has a pretty short temper and the wizard might curse us or penis blast us if we ask the wizard for the wizards pronouns or mess up the wizards pronouns so we all just call the wizard ‘the wizard’ in place of pronouns
Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:
- Top Surgery
- Bottom Surgery
- Witch Encounters (one per century)
- Killed By Greg
- Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)
Oh that social faux pas you committed? Nobody remembered that. Nobody remembered how you stuttered or went off topic or said something embarrassing. Well, nobody except the sorcerer who saw you do it. Yeah, he saw it. He cursed you to remembered to forever too. Yeah that’s the only reason why you still think about it. Kill the sorcerer to win.
How is this reassuring!!? You have to kill the sorcerer! He has spells and shit!
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Wishing all of you a very merry "I suddenly have the motivation and time to write a minimum 10k fic"... please
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oh my god that's me
What if the reason ogres or whatever have been boiling people in soups is because they misunderstood. At some point someone said something about aromatics (nice smelling herbs and spices) and they were like ‘aromantics you say’ and just started gathering up people for the soup (they just can’t tell which humans are queer/don’t know not everyone is queer so they just take all of them).
being a wizard blogger is just about looking for the wizard in things
he's small but in there somewhere i promise, just keep looking
I found like 10 people so far.
You remember what the wizard you lost was wearing?
uhhhhhh... Wizard Hat?
Corpse wizard sell. Sell wizard corpse etsy. Wizard corpse decompose? Wiza. Wizard-eating milfs in your area. Wizard murder legal? Accidentally step on wizard what to d
heyo! which wizard turned you into a goat?
Why is this heat so hot 😩
It’s the heat
Source?
in wizard school on the last day there was none of this “exam” bullshit. it was just you and the chalice
"you're so weird" i was trapped in a crystal by a wizard for 10000 years give me a break
I cast curse of everyone look at this