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“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.
update: turns out this is not a good thing for me
society collapsed the moment we let any single beverage cost more than $5
I've been trying not to call people mean names when I get into arguments so now my default when I get a lil frustrated is to say "babe" which as u might understand is not particularly conducive to customer service
Had a guy piss me off so badly yesterday I called him babygirl
For reference im a scrawny 19 year old girl weaing top much eyeliner and he was a 40 year old man in an American flag carhartt jacket. We were both so surprised the disagreement just ended right there
I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto
—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.
Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?
