today i discovered that not everyone calls kids in pigtails "dual aft pigtails" bc thats what my DAD called them. hes a pilot. dual aft refers to a type of tail on an airplane to cut resistance. whenever he did my hair in pigtails as a kid he would put them at the right angle so they qualified as dual aft. what a fuckign nerd
How funny would it be if luke was just a huge red flag in the dating market. Like I think the closest to canon sexuality for him is aroace, but it'd be also funny if he was just. A huge bullet to dodge. His red flags: daddy issues, first kiss was with his sister, reckless and flighty, probably has a bounty on his head, bad sense of humor, does not have a stable job (being a jedi is NOT a job), has ptsd probably and also thinks a good date is fighting side to side in a war zone. Like bro's a menace.
“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties
I’d like you all to think of a lot of low paying service jobs that could be helped by AI. Or physical jobs that are sometimes done by robots like cleaning that could be made better with AI.
Instead, the techbros of the world have decided that the best use for narrow AI is to replace all our creatives, with AI that churns out recycled garbage and can’t make a single joke.
Also yes, that is Grey DeLisle, better known to some as Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender. Voice actors seem be leading the charge against this for obvious reasons.
the only reason #cottagecore is considered a gen z thing is bc its a hashtag. it used to be called transcendentalism when offline men did it
Henry David Thoreau having all of his meals sent to him and laundry done while patting himself on the back for being such a back-to-the-land individualist: #simpleliving #aesthetic #waldenpond #cottagecore
Well, I guess we go home empty-handed again. I wouldn't say that.
THE MUMMY (1999) Dir. Stephen Sommers
people who are like "oh but you can just buy x thing online" are missing the point. its about the joy and journey
"just find it on amazon" what next. do you want me to throw rocks at babies too
This made me think of the thing Kurt Vonnegut said about buying envelops
look if chiropractics have helped you then i think that's great but i do think every chiropractor should be legally required to disclose the fact that the guy who invented it said he learned it from a ghost
the chiropractor fandom did NOT like this post
in a parasocial relationship with the sea
she is all uncaring mouth but i'm giggling and twirling my hair over being swallowed whole
A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn
whys this a bulk reblog
3 for 1 deal
In general I believe in the supernatural but I still approach things with a healthy degree of skepticism. However if you tell me you saw something paranormal at sea I will 100% believe you no matter what. If someone tells me they saw ghosts on land I would need some proof before I’m onboard but if someone tells me they saw ghosts in the ocean I’d be like yeah man we all do
Who Has The Most Gender?: Round 2
Ned: art by francy-sketches, AWOIAF Page
Theon: art by grandkhan221b, AWOIAF Page
BRACKET LINK
I GOT THE JOB!!!! idk when i start yet though omg omg
SO! Heres the situation… they did not give me a start date yet and im out of food besides pretzels…
I need to now buy feminine products mAy i please just have an extra boost
Please i need the help
thinking about horror genres and indigenous readings again... the home invasion genre is largely the settler's fear of being colonized
what if someone forced themselves into your house and killed your whole family and sat at the dining table grinning while their own family arrived and all you can do is try to resist it even if they try to kick you out or straight up murder you. while they raided your kitchen cabinets and pretended they'd always been there
when jeff called annie a “just a good grade in a tight sweater” and she said “yeah? well you’re just a bad grade in a tight sweater” that was like life changing oh my god she really got him jaw dropped
gun to my head if I had to write a story about Two-Face the premise would be that Harvey's totally reformed, 100% in the clear, genuinely 0 interest in crime or murder, so he goes back to practicing law. but Two-Face is still there and ALSO practicing law so Harvey is like this upstanding lawyer working pro bono for various charities and nonprofits and what have you and then Two-Face is like a sleezy ambulance chaser taking out HUGE obnoxious billboards all over Gotham and recording the worst local commercials you have EVER seen. they share an office and work on alternating days. the POV character of this miniseries is the shared secretary who has to keep both of their schedules straight and the climax involves Harvey and Two-Face somehow legally being allowed to represent two different people who are suing each other
I know what you're thinking and yes of course they impersonate each other to fuck with each other's cases. it's a running gag that Harvey, somehow, can never do the Two-Face voice right.
YES. Let Dent and Big Bad Harv duke it out in court. I want to see them representing Wesker and Scarface.
OOOH we have a winner! world's most annoying lawsuit ever!
also attractiveness in the modern age is determined by looking perfect for images but not any allure or personality. remember when people were weird looking but attractive bc they were confident and had sex appeal and it didnt matter that their faces were not symmetrical
real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets
on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17