me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

tumblr already had a memories function like facebook and you can activate it by pissing off a 13 yr old enough for them to go through your blog and find something problematic you posted from 4 years ago

Anne Hathaway and the burgundy dress from Ocean’s 8 live in my mind rent free

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Hozier is just like "I'm a corpse in the woods I have a complicated relationship with religion and I'm tastefully horny" and we all collectively went "same"

#if this ain’t me

Not to brag but I’m a solid 3/10