“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions
Felix+"TOPLINE" MAKING FILM♥️
"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature
fun game! mutuals what would you do with $250 000 that wasn’t paying a ticket to get in a giant tin can to see an underwater mass grave?
do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight
cornmaize
You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy
Someone needs to point a gun at sam levinson’s head and ask if he views any women as people and then shoot him no matter what the answer is
my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
this is surprisingly useful actually
stop wasting space and add another
tres ibuprofenitos
so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
babe are you ok?? you’ve barely used your red dead redemption 2 oven
