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The One Where Class 2-H and the Gen-ed Students Kick Names and Take Ass

It’s been three months since the Paranormal Liberation war ended. Battle training for the hero students has been put on hold, in exchange for class work and therapy. Now Class 2-A (formerly 1-A) is headed to Ground beta, ready to partake in their first bout of practical training in a classic game of Capture-the-flag, against another class. Class 2-A expected a nice, clean game against class 2-B and going to their dorms afterwards, to reflect on the match.

They weren’t expecting Power Loader being there in place of Vlad King, and they certainly were not counting on Class 2-H’s students to walk up, decked out in support items.

Words: 1183, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of My (Support) Hero Academia

Looking down on people for buying a ‘pre-built’ computer rather than building one is the same as looking down on someone for buying a store bought cake rather than baking one. It doesn’t matter. Cake is cake. Computer is computer.

Bro... bro what if we kissed 😳😳,, inside of a shopping cart going at 100mph 🛒💨 ,,, and crashed into a wall💥 and we’re both boys 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[image id: a colored piece of fan art of zuko & sokka from avatar. zuko is sitting in a shopping cart, & sokka is standing behind him, in the shopping cart, leaning down to kiss zuko. zuko has on ripped black skinny jeans and a purple shirt with pictures of devil faces on it. sokka has on black checkered vans & knee high scocks with pizza slices on them, and a purple bandaid on his knee. he is wearing blue shorts & a pink pullover hoodie with a purple water tribe symbol on the shoulder. sokka’s hair is in its classic ponytail. the side of zuko’s face with his scar is facing the viewer and we can see that he is wearing a hearing aid. also he has a bandaid on his chin. end id]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

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I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

Bat-option papers

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

@absentlyabbie​

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade
Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*
Iroh: *dying inside*

excellent addition

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

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this post has everything

Anonymous asked:

I just had a really sad idea for a story: In the future, Midoriya dies, leaving behind his infant daughter, who grows up to become quirkless hero. She's hit with a time travelling quirk and appears in Class 1-A's first year and meets her father for the first time. They both cry, the class is horrified to learn that their friend is dead, she tells them stories of their bright future. Bonus points if the future class comes back and cries at seeing Midoriya alive again.

Ohh this hurt me

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Alya: I’m just saying, when I die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances I want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. Instead of saying how I was “a friend to everyone” and that I “lit up a room” when I entered it, I want people to shake their heads while muttering that I “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that I was getting in way over my head” and that I “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever I went. If you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

The rest of the class:

Adrien: I’m sorry, “*when* you die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances”?!

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did you type in “wizard staff with orb” but the results were too feminine? or did you preemptively assume that the selection of wizard staffs with orbs would be so vast, you needed to narrow down the results to only the most manly?

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no it autofilled to that and i thought it was so funny that i needed to know what would come up