"theres a suicide crisis amongst border patrol enforcers" nice

wow this is genuinely fucking disgusting lol

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what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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142 (the length of Lavender Brown’s cock in millimetres)

145 - you know this shit goes on forever right?

147 - a personal favorite

That’s it, everyone on here is possessed. This is madness.

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152 I feel morally obligated

158????????

159 :>

160… I’m doing my part

Also, I hate all of you.

164…

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Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley

Finally

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you can only reblog this once

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like

Mysterious, Sleek, Smooth. You’d wear this to both a fancy ballroom party and a night at the closest bar.

Nasty sewer boy, gross child

Reblogs if you think the girl in the second picture is just as beautiful as the one in the first

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

Oh boy should we tel them?

tell me whab? (:

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

good morning!! happy tuesday!

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

t.. thurs… wha?

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

tues….day? .right??

Of course!!!!

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!

oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever

uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,

and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!

Hey fish what other days are there?

to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!

can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!

i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good

i appreciate your concern but i don’t really have any issue with this. anyway see you tomorrow!!

I cannot express the fear I get from seeing more and more from this ongoing post 

good morn happie tuesday :D

Fish it’s Sunday

why do you all keep saying stuff like this in the notes? you can’t just pretend that it’s a day it isn’t that’s confusing.

anyway see you tomorrow!

FISH GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TOMORROW!!

good mornin!!! what’s happening tomorrow??!?!? (happy tuesday btw💛)

As it so happens, tomorrow is Tuesday!

!!! oh!! Well Yes!!!! that’s always a reason to be excited!!!! Can’t wait for tuesday to continue!

good morning everyone! i uh.. wasn’t sure what day it was does anyone know?

i think it's tuesday, fish

Reblog if you think NSFW artists and writers should still be allowed to show their content.

An Open Letter to Tumblr about the Adult Content Ban and How it is Hurting Your Users:

Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesn’t stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldn’t access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more. 

You claim in your statement to us that you “have been working on these problems for a long time”. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. We’ve been here. We’ve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again. 

We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes you’ve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be “Minor Attracted Persons”, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are “against the community guidelines”, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you haven’t addressed them. To say you have is untrue. 

 Multiple other social networking websites, such as Wordpress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole.  There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough. 

You have already started to ban “Adult” content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:

Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, “female nipples”, or any community violation of any kind. 

We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems - particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blog’s feed. This is a huge issue for mobile - only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply “ban all adult content” is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography - but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.

 If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to. 

You already have a content filter for “sensitive” content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy “solution”, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.

If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isn’t hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise. 

Sincerely, 

The users of your website. 

@staff @support

They flagged this post immediately and I’ve submitted it for review… this is… quite a week.

If you believe these words, reblog it, please. I want this to be right in their face because I couldn’t email them directly. 

@staff

@staff

I’m not a fan of any of the platforms listed in this post due to the fact that they delete conservatives. It’s also NOT a crime to be racist or a Nazi or a white supremacist. If you don’t like those blogs, block them. But they shouldn’t be censored just because you are offended. Your lgbt+ crap offends me, but I’m nor reporting every blog post that come across my dash because of it. If you don’t want to be censored, then quit doing it yourself.

As to the rest of what is said here, I agree in principle. Tumblr has allowed itself to be coerced into this new standard by Apple, who, like Facebook and other platforms, only wants a certain narrative to be played. Instead of standing its ground for its users and figuring out what it actually needed to do to stop the porn bots and other criminal activities, like pedophiles, they just threw the baby out with the bath water, decided to conform to the wishes of the left wing agenda, and totally screwed up the site. This is never a good approach.

I will stay for awhile and just see how this all plays out, even though I am totally against this new standard. I have nothing to lose. I haven’t been on the site long; I don’t follow many folks; and very few follow me. When it gets boring because of the fewer users and all the censorship, I’ll be gone, too.

Tumblr staff, you should think long and hard about what you’re doing here because since you’ve already caved once, the leftists will demand more until you are totally gone. They will control the narrative at all costs, and you just lost the first volley. Better learn to fight back or find yourselves another job.

I stopped reading at “it’s not a crime to be a racist or a Nazi or a white supremacist” like 👀it ..it literally is though it… It literally is

My favorite part is where the white supremacist blames liberals for these changes.

This is this biggest cop-out of conservatives for as far back as I can remember. I’m as liberal as they come and not only do I have a NSFW blog, but I also support the safety of the sex workers that I follow and believe that NSFW content is free speech and art in its own right.

Before this goes the way of some Pizzagate bullshit: Do I support the pedophilia running rampant here? Fuck no. It’s not free speech, nor is it art. It’s abuse and an attack on the welfare of children. Those who post it and those who enjoy it are mentally ill and need help. There isn’t some secret Democratic basement here and there sure as shit isn’t one under a pizza place in DC.

If anyone reading this thinks Tumblr going full blown hellsite is the fault of the liberals, they need to check themselves. The middle aged white men running a decent sized chunk of this country- and ultimately running Yahoo, Verizon, and Tumblr- are the same people who want to defund Planned Parenthood. They are the same people who believe that women don’t deserve the same wages as they do, who feel that women and men don’t deserve family leave. They are the same people who support censorship and are entirely against Net Neutrality. They are the exact people who don’t feel that a female displaying nipples is appropriate.

Do your homework, y'all. Liberals aren’t the problem here, and we’re fed up with being the scapegoat of the CEOs and government powers that be. This shit is the work of the conservative right and their last efforts to grasp onto their dying grips on society.

How can we change this? Vote. Vote for people who support you and your rights, including a free and unhindered internet. Educate yourself and fight your way to the top to be the individual who changes the game in a company. This won’t happen overnight, but our day is coming. The day where we no longer fear for our safety, our rights, and our God given right to nudity.

Amen.

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

Female, presenting nipples.

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

st. agatha’s new saint day will be moved to december 17. im the pope and i say so.

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

ghost choir 👻 🎵