Round Two - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) 3/8

Propaganda under the cut (beware of potential spoilers!!)

When you try to get your ducks in a row 🦆

Some Queenie fo today

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

bukanasobi さん

Little springs. Either you know what I'm talking about, or you haven't spent your entire evening crawling around on your hands and knees looking for an invisible piece of coiled metal the size of a fingernail.

Springs are essential to our civilization's survival, a critical item that enabled our advancement from "bad-smelling monkeys" to "bad-smelling monkeys with jobs they hate." Which is why it's all the more infuriating that they like to go sproing and throw themselves into low Earth orbit so as to thank you for trying to fix anything that they're a part of.

Everyone has their own advice on how to avoid this: wrap the assembly in a bag, stop using so many of your fingers at once, put a little grease on it, pray to an unseen cosmic force with control over your destiny. There is no way to avoid this, as proved by the fact that every single one of these helpful tip-givers will immediately clam up and pretend to be busy when it's time to help you find where the goddamn thing bounced off to while you were obeying their wisdom.

Thing is, it's going to keep happening forever. Even in the year 3000, when humanity has advanced to the stars and is marrying dolphins in shotgun weddings, we'll still be trying to figure out where the little 3/8-inch clutch basket coil on the Eschaton Immanentizer went off to. Things will be even harder in zero gravity, I bet. At least now I'm only looking for them on one, maybe two planes.

Okay I lied about Fahrenheit-posting, but it's because some of you dumb mfers won't stop saying the stupidest words in my notes (and once again, I am not commenting on the relative merits of Fahrenheit versus any other system, just how stupid some of these post-hoc rationalizations are)

"Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for science, I am not a glass of water" did you know that people in the Celsius-using world have somehow managed to reconcile the contradiction inherent in using the same system for two things (that's me being sarcastic, there is no contradiction) and in spite of the sheer mental feat required to remember that Celsius applies to both humans and water, we are in fact thriving

In general, we don't have a separate set of measurements for each very specific use case. There's no distinction between, like, "normal inches" and "inches for women"

getting a lot of tags from straight people who are confused about how to just compliment people's hair so i promise that when you're not trans it's just like this. its fine

why is nobody talking about maple syrup on french toast

if you need me i'm going to go be projecting my few good traits onto an idealised version of the self which, crucially, isn't me. now if you'll excuse me,

I couldn’t add Mia I’m sorry there are only so many poll choices

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

wrote this about sensory issues but people relating because of hallucinations or tinnitus or anything else I am shaking your hand in solidarity if you are comfortable with that

if you've never wished bad things on another person honestly you need to get out more and meet more people

yeah heah fucking a trans girl this fucking a trans girl that will u hang out. will u hang out with a trans girl with no sex in return? instead of having psyche shattering trauma sex will u go a few rounds of call of duty zombies with her or watch her favorite cartoon? Maybe help her make a quiche? we're not freaky monstrous otherworldly fertility priestesses 24/7. get yer head out of the gutter. ask what her interests are, who she's with, things that make her smile, maybe give her a phone call. my dick is unremarkable and 5 inches long on a good day.

I love you, twitter artist dedicated to drawing kaguya forcefemming mokou