Gswag

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

Mountain Goat.

DON’T YOU DARE SAY IT

They lust after that substance

They really want that shit. 

They cRaVE tHAT minERaL

"Beaten to death with a farm hoe."

"That’s amazing.  I’m blown away."

"You think he deserved it?"

"Yeah.  I have no doubt."

(x)

"That’s a horrible way to die, Anderson!" "He had 12 slaves! I don’t feel bad for him."

Anderson Cooper is my most non-problematic fave

Welcome to San Francisco

There are some hills where you put your hand out and you touch the sidewalk. I’ve literally crawled up a hill because it was so steep.

How in the world did they manage to park their cars in that manner on a freaking steep hill???

with frequently replaced brake pads

climbbed up a hill though?

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

I hate how sexualised young girls are in anime it bothers me so much like just because it’s animation doesn’t excuse how pedophilic it is

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

GET OFF THE COUNTER

I ain’t tellin him, YOU tell him

*holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand*

when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like

I LIVE THERE

every single time i see this someone has tagged it as ohio and i’m getting the feeling that every single american on here is from ohio

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

Time to fuck a blender

wait no

I love that it’s “wait no” as opposed to “WAIT NO” like you just kinda read it as:

jesusinc:

HAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHAH

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

BOW DOWN

So I just found out that Laverne Cox has an identical twin brother, who played pre-transition Sophia in OITNB. I was wondering how they found someone that looked just like her to play the role! Super cool.

they were discussing Sophia’s back story and she told them “ya know, i have a twin brother.” they asked him to do it and he said yes! :D

fun fact Jenji Kohan told Laverne Cox that they were going to hire somebody to play her pre-transition because they didn’t want to traumatize her or trigger dysphoria by having her pretend to be a man and she was like “no no, I can do this, I’m an actress” but the creators of the show insisted on using her twin brother instead 

Wonderful

Another fun fact: They actually let Laverne do the take as pre-transition Sophia but the creators told her that she was too feminine to play a man.

Another fun fact: her twin brother, M. Lamar, is a brilliant, intellectual, queer, black musician and performer and everyone should check out his work. 

http://www.mlamar.com/

Ooh.

who put Satan in this game