Obsidian dreams
“sex scenes have no narrative purpose” is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody
“what’s the purpose of sex scenes in media??” well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even
gaymer-catgirl24
yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait
you genuinely think that “the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad” is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that’s the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I’m talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I’m talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I’m referring to when I’m arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that “well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad” is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J
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They're the brass section
ppl who sleep flat on their back r literally deranged they scare me so much
....sometimes i even cross my arms in an X over my chest like im a vampire in a coffin
im terrified of u but more than that im so incredibly intrigued ......
macarena-of-time-deactivated201
i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly
absolute highlight of the elden ring network test: a very slow tortoise on a beach, surrounded by a protective circle of player messages lovingly saying "don't you dare!" "be wary of old codger" and one that said simply "dog"
a picture with my boy (ignore the roiling ball of tentacles in the distance this aint about him)
if you hate a woman for having multiple phases with different health bars you're literally just a misogynyst 🙄
“Why don’t they have wrist straps on the lightsabers so they don’t drop them-” Listen, buddy. If you put the laser sword on a strap. and then you drop it. What do you imagine the sword is gonna do. You think it’s gonna suddenly lose momentum from whatever knocked it out of your hand? You think it’s gonna point straight down like a good boy? Have you ever dropped a Wiimote during a game of virtual tennis? Do you know what that fucking sword, which is made of lasers, lasers capable of cutting clean through human limbs, is gonna fucking do when you drop it if it is attached to your wrist by a strap? Can you fucking guess what it’ll do? Don’t ever talk to me and my limbs again.
it’s true and also the jedi have basically a free cantrip of ‘summon sword back to hand’ they are the least in need of weapon wrist straps of anyone with a handheld weapon ever
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
ghostingrose
Placing these one after another makes it look like he left got a lighthouse job and came back six months later to update the drive through employee
This mad men screenshot looks like GTA V graphics
spiritworld
i thought this was LA Noire
it’s that shiny-ass elbow that really sells it
[ID: a tag reading, “#don’t eat citrus if you have any mental health problems #the vitamin C is so bad for you” end ID]
losing my fucking mind over how people will come on here and say just the easiest to disprove absolutely inane lies. for no reason at all
This is so funny because of how long a chain of telephone it is. The starting point is that grapefruit juice SPECIFICALLY can interact negatively with several mental health medications (notably, not amphetamines). Then this tumblr post* and MULTIPLE NEWS ARTICLES got popular, stating that consuming anything acidic (including vitamin C) within an hour of taking your ADHD meds would render them ineffective. In reality, a large dose of vitamin C taken directly with an amphetamine-based ADHD medication has the potential to cause a minor dampening effect, but has no effect on other ADHD meds.
These presumably got filtered/combined into the idea that vitamin C is bad to take with ANY mental health meds, which then got turned into the idea that if you have mental health problems, scurvy may be right for you!
Some people on this site just wanna make scurvy cool again.
reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
