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Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

imagine no further. i am a real live wonder. dark brown eyes dark brown hair. try not to lose yer shit my friend… ;)

I mostly use my Biology minor to explain the evolutionary reasons why I kinda want to eat my laundry detergent pods

please elaborate dear friend.

They are small brightly colored soft orbs. In a savannah environment (where much of human evolution occurred) all those stimuli say “fruit, this has a lot of calories and is valuable to you.” Which is why most candy is made to look colorful and generally fruitlike, our brains are evolved to like that and take it to mean “tastes good! Very sweet!” Hence I sometimes want to eat my Tide pods (but never actually do)

whenever tumblr makes ridiculous, pointless changes, i’m reminded of this episode

i have an incredibly hard time believing the fact that the phrase “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” was created by dril and not taken from some 16th century literary epic

Alright, I had to do some research on it to confirm

The original dril tweet was posted in May 2012

And Google Trends indicates that this is a rarely searched term, and never searched before the dril tweet

This would seem to indicate that this iconic phrase did, in fact, originate with dril and not beforehand, and I think that’s beautiful because future generations will learn about this literary masterpiece that came from Twitter

this game is a gift to humankind

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”