its always big dick energy this or power bottom energy that…. why dont we talk about renewable energy? hi, I’m Bill Nye,

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

My RDR2 playthrough

Final fantasy

I laughed at this too much

C R Y I N G OMG

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!  

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 

HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD

can’t forget these

THESE ARE GOLDEN

THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG

@turtrussel

How can ya’ll have a Spiderman thread and not post the original?

Oh dear me

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

By @kenziecoffman and Theo the Cat

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

“quick psa here folks”

i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS” 

is that a watermelon on the floor

no its her sister omg dont be so rude

The clock: 10:33 AM

My ADHD ass: Shit. It’s almost 11 AM. Which means it’s almost 12 PM. Which means it’s practically 3:00 in the afternoon. Where has the day gone??? Guess nothing got done today……

this scene alone should be enough for queer eye to win another emmy

You know?

when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims

when

I love how the ‘LADIES PICTURE THIS’ implies that men are extinct and that’s why everything works now

HERE’S THE MF TEA 🍵

(really important you need to hear this)

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.