god im glad i surround myself with the disabled tgirls and the nasty trannies and the boygirls and girlboys and the therians rather than fucking losers who think that passing is the end all be all of existence

YES we are better for trying to surround ourself with weirdos because what kind of person does it make you if you arent. why are you not hanging out with the disabled girls and the nasty ones and people who dont conform. live a little. get an appreciation for the strange and brushed over because most people dont!

Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly

u ok homie?

(So this may very well be the dumbest thing I've ever made)

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

old woman yaoi and old man yuri

I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?

I spent about ten minutes wondering how there could possibly be an "odd one out" that wasn't related to letters, vowels, consonants, or syllables. I tried desperately to remember any definitions or colloquial uses for these words that could make two of them synonyms or otherwise connect them.

Eventually, I selected "mitts" on the basis that it used a soft "i" sound while the others used hard "a" sounds, even though the question specifically said that wasn't the reason one word was an "odd one out."

That answer was correct. I scrolled down to see what their reasoning for why mitts was correct was...

...and had to restrain myself from putting a fist through the screen of my laptop.

Completely valid reasons to guess the word "mitts":

Reasons to guess the word "mitts" if you're playing mental Calvinball:

"This difference has nothing to do with letters."

"Okay so what's the difference?"

"You can rearrange the letters in the other two."

This is real.

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

Dropping this here...

my brother just called the mississauga towers hot ?

we’re visiting family in mississauga rn and he just said “i havent seen the hot towers in a minute” why would he say that

slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha

creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker

/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door

r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.

r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.

mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.

indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on

also get peer reviewed.

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship

yes, you may reblog this post even if you’re not 100% sure you would survive a 14-inch shell

this post aged like a fine wine

went to the cop slide and got yelled at by a cop

@solardrifter the park is closed i think but also it’s being patrolled by people who hate fun

bro this quote made it into the boston globe 🥲

“Well it’s not just mainstream music, aren’t ALL songs about sex and relationships if you really think about it—“ Absolutely the fuck not. I just listened to a song about being buried alive and one about pirates battling a giant squid. Listen to more weird music immediately

Doodle for a dtiys thing on Instagram.

Sorry for the lack of stuff been super busy irl with life changes

Heart: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed his way too close to the sun?

Mind: ICARUS???